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CC #006: Week of November 24, 2002

CC #006: Week of November 24, 2002

Week of November 24, 2002

‘I’ve tried being nice, but that doesn’t work. Now, tell me–When does Book Five come out?!?’
-Emily

Albus: Now, Miss Granger..You know perfectly well that skirts as short as those are completely against school regulation!
Hermione: But Professor, those robes leave nothing to the imagination!
Albus: Fine, but only this once. We wouldn’t want Professor Sprout to turn up with them next…
Sprout: HEY!
Albus: When did you get here!?!?
-Dan and Nick

‘Severus! Look at this line! Next time, order Harry Potter tickets off of Fadango.com!
-Ducky

‘Sprout, back up two steps please. Heh, you’re in my bubble…’
-Sylvara

‘Alright, whoever decided to host a Victoria’s Secret fashion show in my school, is going to be expelled!
-Allyssa

Albus: Do I even look like Gandalf?!? I swear, if I get one more owl about LOTR…..
Frodo: Gandalf! The two towers have risen!
-Caty

Albus: Severus, what did I tell you about writing on the walls?
Snape: Er… Don’t?
Albus: That’s right! Go to your dungeon!
Snape: But.. But it wasn’t me!
Albus: I said go!
-Angel

Albus: Harry!
Harry: Professor! I swear I didn’t write…
Albus: That is such beautiful handwriting! Will you teach me how to write that way?
-Michelle

Albus: Sprout, did you touch my behind?
Sprout: No? Who just touched my behind?
Snape: Professor Flitwick just ran that way!
-Heather

Albus: What are you all so scared about? It’s not written in blood!
Sprout: Actually, sir, it is.
Albus: And that’s my problem?!
-Kitcat

For the last time, Riddle, stop putting the ‘I smell’ signs on my back! Don’t tell me it wasn’t you; I can see right through you!’
-Sam

‘Do I smell cabbage?!?’
-Angelle

Albus: Yes, that is indeed the stench of evil in the air…
Sprout: He’s always blaming his bowel movements on evil…
-Erin

Albus: Ronald, your Chamber of Secrets is open…
Ron: Ah! :ears turn pink and zip:
-Zoe

‘Peeves, get out of here! They cut you out of the film after you ate it, remember?’
-Justine

Albus: Could you read that for me, Minerva?
McG: Can’t you read, Albus?
Albus: Er… Aberforth can’t either!
Snape: Then how did you decide our salary?
Albus: Six-sided die… Best two of three…
-Eric [Staff]

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