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CC #018: Week of February 16, 2003

CC #018: Week of February 16, 2003

Week of February 16, 2003

‘I told that boy not to fly too close to the house… Best get the rake to scrape him off…’
-Morgan

Vernon: Um.. Petunia, dear? I was wondering.. after reading the fifth book.. did you really spend a night with Voldemort and your sister?
Petunia: Uh… Imperius Curse..
Vernon: What is that?
Petunia: I don’t know.. Lily said to use that as the excuse..
-Michele

Harry: What’s Uncle Vernon doing outside in his pajamas?
Vernon: I’m a little tea-pot short and stout!
Dudley: Daddy’s gone mad, hasn’t he?!?
Harry: It would seem so, Dudley.. It would seem so..
-Neil

Vernon: Petunia, doesn’t that resemble a..
Wild Fan: Willie! Willie Neilson! Can I have your autograph?
Willie: Sure! Hey, that looks like..
-Holly

‘Petunia, come look at this! Those damned Warner Brothers are filming here again, and they’ve parked a violet triple-decker bus right on our driveway!
-Andy

‘Santa has a flying car now? Boy, times have changed…’
-Rosetta

‘Blasted owls and their blasted aim!
-Nick and Dan

Neighbor: ‘Oy! Dursley! There’s owls flying over your house! What’s goin’ on?!
Vernon: Oh! Umm… The weatherman said, and the satellite showed that those Chinese rebelled, jumping up and down with picket signs and umm.. It threw the Earth 2 degree’s off it’s axis making the owls’ sense of direction blurry.. umm.. yeah!
-Molly

Vernon: Do I look fat to you?
Harry: …yes…
Snape: Sixty points from Gryffindor!
Harry: Where’d you come from?!?
Snape: That’s not your concern, eighty points!
Harry: but…but…
-Kelly

Vernon: Please take me with you! I can’t stand this diet!
Harry: I would.. but this car’s hanging from a wire and…
-Alanna

‘Nooo! Take me away in your flying car! I don’t care if it’s magic, don’t you see the way this woman dresses me?!?’
-Stephanie

‘J.K. Rowling! I know you’re out there! I’ve read the Facts page at MuggleNet and I know you’re going to do something to us! I demand to know what!’
-Dan

Vernon: H…hh….Harry p..Potter! Ggg..g..ettt Baaaack here!!!
Harry: It’s Quirrell who stutters, wannabe!
Vernon: Nnn..nnoooo it’ss fff..frr..reeezing out here!!!
-Tom

Vernon: Star light, star bright. First star I see..
Star: Oh, come on, do you really think I’ll grant you a wish after how you treat that Potter boy?!
Vernon: I want to go to Hogwarts too! I heard Harry talking about a… McGonagall, and *MEOW*!
-Kate

‘Why couldn’t I have fake chest hair like Mike Myers in Austin Powers!?’
-Wilf

‘How many times have I told you not to take girls up to your room?’
-Olivia

‘Give me back my Mickey pajamas, Harry!’
-Anne and Sydney

Petunia! That boy has been lying in our flower beds again!’
-Mari

Vernon: Petunia! Come quick!
Petunia: Yes, Vernon?
Vernon: Petunia! They’re making Prisoner of Azkaban into a movie! They’re going to make us look like gits AGAIN!
-Jon

‘Petunia, come quick! It’s Harry flying away on Aunt Marge!
-Breanna

Vernon: How DARE you refuse! I am the size of three of these tiny cast members therefore I should get triple the salary!
Chris: Everybody is so greedy these days!
-Darcy

Vernon: Dudley! What are you watching up there?!
Dudley: *gasp, changing channel* Nothing, Daddy!
Vernon: That’s my boy!
-Kaite

‘I’ll get you, Potter! And your little owl too!’
-Rachel

‘It’s not here, Dudley! Are you sure you threw your turtle out of that window?’
-Jai

‘Those bugs are getting really big!’
-Amanda

‘Can you hear me now?!? Goooood….’
-Laura

‘A Ford Anglia? I thought they were extinct!
-Herbert

‘I’ll have you know, these bathrobes are the rage this year!! Stop laughing…!’
-Carrie

‘But, Chris, I’m getting too old as well! Can’t you tell by the constant whining?
-Jenny

Vernon: L, is for the way you look at me! O, is for the only one I see! V is very very extraordinary, E, is even more than..
Petunia: Vernon! For the last time, leave my yard before I report you to the authorities!
-Eric [Staff]

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