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CC #019: Week of February 23, 2003

CC #019: Week of February 23, 2003

Week of February 23, 2003

Colin: Hiya, Harry! ……
Harry: …Hi..
Colin: No don’t say.. wait…
Harry: ?
Colin: ……..
Harry: ?!
Colin: The darned button’s stuck!!!
-Carolyn

Colin: That’s it, Hermione, pose!
Hermione: Do I have to pose for PlayWiz?
Colin: Of course!
Hermione: Chris, are you sure this is in the script?
Chris: *Licks lips, throws pencil and leans forward* it is nooowww!
-hpfreak91

Colin: Can I have your picture, Harry?
Harry: umm..
Snape: 50 points from Gryffindor!
Colin: How come, Sir?
Snape: Wouldn’t you rather have a picture of my beautiful body?
-Katie

Colin: Say Cheese, Harry!
Harry: What? Where are we?
Elrond: I summon you all here to the threat of Mor…What are you doing here?
Harry: *grabs a seat behind Frodo* This must be our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher!
-NewZealandChick

Colin: Wow, Harry! Hermione! Never seen you two at it before!
Harry: Colin! Hey, don’t snap a *click* …picture!
-Torrey

Colin: I hope that steam doesn’t fog up the lense….
Petunia: What are you doing in here?!? Get out!
*Harry comes in at the screaming*
Colin: Harry! Quick, take off your clothes so your aunt doesn’t think I wanted pics of her!
Harry: uh…?
-Jannine

Colin: That’s it, Hermione, take off your clothes…
Hermione: WHAT!?
Colin: I said ‘That’s it, Hermione, make a good pose‘…
Hermione: Oh… well that I can do..
-Deb

Snape: Creevey! You said the camera wouldn’t add ten pounds to the camera!!!
Colin: It didn’t! You really do look like that…
-GinnyRedHead

‘Darn Muggle doctors! I told them I wanted my camera to stick with me, not to me! I can’t get it off!
-Cheyenne

Colin: What’s that noise coming from the girl’s bathroom? Better check it out.. Harry! Ron! What are you doing here?!?
Harry and Ron: We snuck in under the Invisibility Cloak.. but once you get under water, for example, the shower-head Hermione was using… it umm… becomes Uninvisible…
*Hermione still screaming in the background*
-Dawn

Ron: I love you..
Hermione: Oh, Ron, I love you too..
*ssmoooooooch*
*Flash*
Both: COLIN!
-Rose

Colin: Ok, so the three of you will moon me, I’ll take the picture, and we’ll send it to Snape for Christmas, ok?
Trio: Okay!
Colin: On 3. 1…..2….
Snape: Creevey!
Colin: *gasp*
Snape: Can I be in the picture?
-SpO

Ron: Hi, Colin, what’s up?
Colin: *mouths words*
Ron: What was that?
Colin: *writes on parchment and hands it over*
Ron: ‘I..can’t..speak…….Eric..couldn’t..fit..a..speech…bubble..in‘ ….Oh…
-Sussie

Colin: Are you sure you want to do the honors, Malfoy?
Malfoy: Yep!
*Shower door creaks open, flash*
Snape: ererjeijfoei.. Malfoy?!?
Malfoy: *laughing*
Snape: I expected better from you! 100 points from Gryffindor!
Colin and Harry: HUH? WHAT!?
-Tristan H.

…Without realizing that the Invisibility Cloak that Fred and George Weasley gave him was a fake, Colin Creevey snuck into the Girl’s Locker Room and eagerly awaited Quidditch Practice to end…
-Jonny

‘Snape’s going to love this! Finally a picture of Harry that he can use for target practice!
-Wendy

‘YES! Now I really know what goes on in the Hufflepuff Common Room! And some of those things may not have been for a first year to see! *grins*
-Anne & Sydney

‘Hey, Harry, don’t you hope it’s me who JK kills off in Book Five? Don’t ya? Huh? huh? Don’t ya, Harry?
-Bobby

‘Hiya, Harry! ‘Ya think if I walk around like this I’ll be cast as the next Wilson on Home Improvement 2!? Wait.. Answer my question!
-Molly

‘Hey! Snape and Madam Pomfrey are testing the hospital bed for squeaks! I’d better send this in quick!’
-BoBaFeTT

Colin: Got it! JK Rowling and Snape! In a thong! No less! With this I can stop Snape from taking points from Gryffindor, sell copies to the Rickman-iacs for an incredible profit, and best of all, get Book Six out in record time!
JK: And the title of Book Six will be Harry Potter and the Satisfyingly Horrible Death of Mr. Colin Creevey
Colin: On second thought…
-Sarah F

Colin: Smile, Hary!
Harry: Colin? What are you doing? Don’t you have enough pictures of me?
Colin: Didn’t I tell you? MuggleNet.com hired me as their new Caption Contest picture taker. After I saw the pictures they’d been using I had to submit my own! They hired me right away!
Harry: What on Earth is a MuggleNet?
-Michael

Colin: Look! It’s Bugs Bunny, Tweety Bird, and…! Daffy Duck!
Daffy: Finally ssomeone that wantss to take my piccture!
Colin: Can you sign this after it’s developed, Mr. Duck? I want to tell my grandkids that I met you live in person, it’ll make for a great bed-time story and put them right to sleep!
-Marie

Colin: *grumbling to himself* Put a restraining order on me, eh, Harry?!? Just wait until I get these photos developed!
-Elanna

Colin: Wow, the teacher faculty room.. Oh no! It’s Snape with long blonde hair and makeup on!
Snape: Mr. Creevey, clearly you do not know how to knock. Go find Potter and tell him 80 points from Gryffindor. And if you tell anyone about.. er… this… I will transfigure you into a bra
Colin: *gasp*
-Kaite

Colin: Hey, check it out! Catherin-Zeta has dumped Micheal Douglas for another old stiff! And she’s about to marry him! Let’s get a closer look… Voldemort!
Voldemort: You see what I’ve become? I’ve been reduced to marrying a Welsh pre-madonna who couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag and has an acute lack of talent, just to stay alive in this world! Personally I’d rather have Quirrell back…
Catherine: Silence, Boyo, there is no good and evil there is only Catherine-Zeta!
-Lauren

‘I don’t understand why Dan is making so much money… I’ll just follow him to his dressing room.. Aha! He’s playing Frodo too!’
-Bernadette

‘Hey, Harry, I’ve just transfigured my ear into a satellite dish! Want a picture taken with it?’
-Dan

Colin: Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
Harry: Colin, why don’t you get that infernal contraption out of my face?
Colin: Oh no! Harry potter did come back to Hogwarts!
-Kate

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