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CC #020: Week of March 2, 2003

CC #020: Week of March 2, 2003

Week of March 2, 2003

Ginny: *Squeak of Excitement*
Molly: Yes!
Ron: Here we go again…
Harry: What is it, Ginny?
Ginny: I.. I.. I found Waldo!!!
Harry: You mean that retarted Muggle in a striped shirt?
Ron: Yeah, tell me about it..
-Casi

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen: The Wizarding world’s most dangerous creature living!
*Curtain withdraws*
Snape: Huh? This isn’t Minerva’s bedroom….?
-Alanna

Ron: I know it’s for Comic Relief, but why‘d they have to get a woman to play my part?!?
Ginny: *sniggers*
Ron: What are you laughing at?!?
Ginny: You obviously haven’t seen Harry yet!
-Becky

Gilderoy: I love you,
Ginny: You love me,
Molly: We’re a happy family!
Crowd: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you..
Ron: …I’m starting to feel sorry that this memory charm backfired..
-Tom/Julie

Why did mum take me to this strip club? It’s only for girls!
-Jay

Ron: Mum, are you sure Ginny is old enough to see this? It said at the beginning of the movie that it contained ‘sexually explicit scenes‘….
Mrs. Weasley: Oh, that’s alright, dear. The sitter cancelled, and she’s too young and innocent to understand any of it anyway!
Ginny: *thinking* That’s what she thinks!
-Molly

Molly: Ginny, dear, don’t you think Mr. Lockhart has the most gorgeous blue eyes?
Ginny: Yes, Mum, I like his pants too!
Ron: Bloody Hell! It looks like he’s been practicing one too many engorgement charms! No wonder he has to stand up all the time!
-Lorraine

Ron: Harry! Are those teddy bear boxers you’re wearing?!?
Molly: Well, I think they look absolutely adorable
Ginny: Ron! Leave him alone, he’s so hoottt!
Rita Skeeter: The perfect revenge! ‘The Boy Who Wore Teddy Bear Boxers’!!!
Harry: HEY! Hermione gave them to me!
-vze

Molly: Ok, Children, everybody into the picture!
Ron: Why do we have to get family pictures every year?
Draco: *Rather loudly* Wow, there are more Weasley children than I thought. How do such paupers feed so many mouths? If I were her I’d just cross my legs once and a while and…
Harry: *Hexes Draco*
Molly: You can come into the picture too, Harry!
-Camillia

Ron: I wish Lockhart would really hurry up in the loo… Don’t know how much longer I can hold it!
Ginny: I’M NEXT! I’M YOUNGER!
Molly: Be quiet, you two! I think I can see something through the keyhole.. !!!
Ron: What’s wrong? You’ve gone bright red!
-Andy

Announcer: Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the official Colin Creevey Photography Museum!
Ginny: Look, Mum! There’s all his pictures on the wall! There’s Snape, and Harry, and lots of Hufflepuff girls.. and..
Molly: Ron! Is that you with Hermione?!?!
Ron: No, that’s… um… Dang you, Colin!
-Talia

Ron: Mum… Ginny looks like she’s disappearing!
Molly: It does look like that.. Ginny!
Ginny: I’m a ghost, Mum! I died in Book Five!
-Nicole

*Doorbell rings at Malfoy’s Manor*
Weasleys: Trick or Treat!
Draco: Excellent costumes! You look just like those poor Weasleys who can’t afford non-hand-me-down clothes!
Molly: *glares* we are…
Draco: In that case.. I’m not really Draco, *slams door*
-Christina

Ron: Harry, now you’ve gone too far… First my sister’s drooling all over you, then my MUM! Atleast I still have Hermione.. Hermione?
Hermione: hmm.. look at that scar… aahh…… Hmm? What?
Ron: Nothing.. *sigh*
-Amanda

JKR: Hey Ron, Mrs. Weasley! Why so sad?
Molly: We just read the format for Book Five..
Ron: Yeah, turns out, I don’t get to do anything with Harry in this one..
Molly: And you’re bumping me off!
JKR: Why so happy, then, Ginny?
Ginny: I get to date Harry!
Ron: She stole my part! She gets everything! You give her everything!
-Beckles

Ron: Mum! What are all these black-haired people doing at our family reunion?
Molly: Didn’t I tell you, Ron? My maiden name is Snape!
Ron: But that means….!
Snape: That’s right, Weasley, I’m your Uncle!
-Athena

Irish Step-Dancing Confederation (ISDC) meeting, Sept. 1, 1992:The ISDC has now legalized a new style of folk dance more relevant to the 21st century: Irish Strip Dancing! Enroll your children in classes now to get them involved in the craze to come!
(Note: Ginny’s the only one smiling..)
-Bryan Stefek

Molly: Isn’t it lovely that he went mindless? Now we can see him behind glass forever!
Gilderoy: *groans and sneezes*
Ron: Bloody Hell! He sneezed on the glass and a booger came out with it!
Ginny: Wow, a Lockhart booger!
Molly: Wonderful, Lovely, Wonderful!
-Selin

Lockhart: Free autographs for everyone! And Ice-Cream and Ponies! And…
Molly: Can somebody say psychiatrich ward?
Ron: He doesn’t get out much, after all, does he?
Ginny: Be quiet! He’s giving out free ice-cream!
-Anna

Molly: So that’s him? That’s Voldemort? Not what I had pictured for the greatest Dark wizard of all time..
Ron: Kind of disappointing… Now that Harry’s defeated him, he isn’t even remotely frightening..
Ginny: I agree.. If you tilt your head to the left he looks like Snape.. now that‘s scary..
-Chitra

‘Why is it that ALL our faces look abnormally long? Eric better get that scanner fixed!’
-Sara

‘Look, Mommy! It says: Harry Potter Clones for sale: They come with magical powers and batteries aren’t needed! Can we get one, can we? Huh? Can we?!?’
-Mari

Molly: Hermione! I never knew you were such a naughty girl!
-Ken

Molly: those Muggles are right.. that Michael Jackson is creepy…
Ron: I wonder if he’s related to Snape..
-Bobby

Ron: I hate being poor! Mum, why can’t we get family portraits instead of following people around trying to get into the Daily Prophet? And why do I have to wear a stupid shirt with an R on it?!?
Molly: You can go naked for all I care then! And Harry, do be sure to get a picture of that! I need a good laugh!
-Carla

Ron: Harry, what’s with the Gandalf costume?
Harry: I have come back to you now, at the turn of the tide..
Ginny: Oooh, sparkly!
-KitKat

‘Mum why do I have to come with? You’re just buying Ginny her first bra!
-Lissie

Ron: Mum, what is this ‘Wal-Mart’?
Molly: It’s a Muggle shop..
Ron: Hey, look! There are those plugs dad connects!
Ginny: I was wondering what to get him for his birthday!
-Jessica

Molly: Bud…
Ron: Weis…
Ginny: *croaks* Er
-Neil

Mr. Weasley: I’m too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my Illegal Flying Ford Anglia!
Ron: Dad’s gone mad!
-Eric [Staff]

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