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CC #031: Week of May 18, 2003

CC #031: Week of May 18, 2003

Week of May 18, 2003

Ron: Oh my god…
Harry: It’s… it’s…
Wolverine: …Hermione in a V-Neck!!!
-Wilf

Wolverine: Oh, sorry, Harry, did I scratch you?
Harry: Oh, no, I got that scar when I was a baby. A Dark evil Wizard gave it to me when he killed my parents…
Wolverine: Really? …WOW!
-Katy

Wolverine: *Looks around* wait a minute..wasn’t I just fighting? Where am I?
Trio: *notices him* Aaah! You exist!
Wolverine: Of course I exist..but how did I get here?
Andrew: Aaaah, the beauty of cut and paste!
-Jill

Wolverine: So what kind of name is Hermione?
Hermione: What kind of name is Wolverine?
Wolverine: My name is Logan…
-Raz

Harry: What are you doing here?
Logan: I’m here to protect you…
Harry: Ok, I know Voldemort’s back and all.. but this is just a little too much…
-Lauren

Harry: Uh… Wolverine?
Wolverine: …What?
Harry: You’re in the wrong story.. this is Harry Potter, not X-Men
Wolverine: Jo Rowling wrote me into the plot of Order of the Phoenix…
Ron: Why would she do that?
Hermione: Yeah, we can defeat You-Know-Who without mutants.. no offense…?
Ron: And it’s just silly! Combining the epic classic with a fad that went out ten years ago…
Wolverine: WATCH IT OR I’LL SLICE YOU!
Ron: Yes, Sir!
-Jane S

Wolverine: Why is it that I always have to babysit Redhead, Foureyes, and Hairbrush?!
Redhead (Ron): Wolverine, I see a spider… *squeaks*
Hairbrush (Hermione): Can I go back in and finish my Seventh Year homework now?
Foureyes (Harry): I want my mommy! Wait.. er… I don’t have one.. I want Redhead’s mommy!
-Kate

Wolverine: C’mon, Ron, I need you to blow up those police cars over there!
Hermione: I’ll do it!
*BOOM*
Harry: Show-off…
-Kimi

Wolverine: ‘So I hit puberty a bit earlier..sue me!’
-Penelope

Wolverine: Okay, are you guys ready to become mutants like me?
Ron: Hermione doesn’t need to… Andrew cut off her nose and made her head flat, so she’s set!
-Emily

Trio: Hey..what the.. we thought this leaded to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?!
Wolverine: ….My daughter made me watch Harry Potter One twenty-five times in a single night… It’s lucky you’re here when I have metal claws!
Trio: AHH!!!!!!
-Caelin

Hermione: ‘Oh no! These gloves totally clash with this outfit!’
-Chase

‘Okay. I’ll scrape the paint off the house while you three mix and brush.’
-Andre

Eric got so tired of people sending in captions to the suggestions box that he hired some trained assassins to seek his revenge for him!
-Manda

Ron: Cool claws, dude!
Wolverine: Thank y-Hey! You’re not in this movie! Go back to your own!
-Chelsea

Wolverine: You three stay back.. wait.. you’re not Rogue!
Hermione: Glad you’ve finally noticed! But why am I stuck in a movie where we’re all mutants and I have a dumb power and those two have cool ones?!
Ron: I’ve got a cool power? *starts blowing up cars* COOL!
Hermione: No, Ron, you’ve got it wrong. You’ve got the hot power, Harry’s got the cool one.
Ron: Oh yeah? Well my powers are still better than yours, ‘Mione!
*They start arguing*
Wolverine: Hey, Scar-Boy, are they always like this?
Harry: Yeah. I just stand here, make no noise, and pretend I don’t exist. *holds ears* Argh! I froze my ears off…
Ron: Dont’ worry, Harry, I’ll save you.
Hermione: Ron! Put your hands down, you’ll probably burn his whole face off!
Ron: Well my powers are STILL better than yours then, aren’t they?!
*They start arguing again*
-Miz Has

‘Geez, could you guys put down your weapons? I’m babysitting Harry Potter and Friends right now!’
-Annisa

Wolverine: Okay, kids, I’ll make a deal with you. You help me defeat Magneto and I’ll help you defeat Voldemort.
Trio: Who’s Magneto?
Wolverine: …Gandalf?
Trio: Ohh…
-J

Hermione: Er, Harry?
Harry: Yeah?
Hermione: Er… I don’t think that the Patronus is supposed to look like.. that
Wolverine: What? Where am I?
-Melanie

Hermione: ‘You mean if I touch Draco, he’ll die? *grins* Cool!’
-Chaz

Wolverine: Hello, kid, I’m looking for Magneto…
Harry: You just missed him; he was in Dumbledore’s office last week!
-Genny

Logan: ‘ …six long, sharp claws and nothing to do… *sigh* Hey! Can I pop that zit for you, Hermione?!’
-Liz

Hermione: Umm.. who are you?
Guy: I’m Serious. Sirius’s brother.
Harry: And what are you doing here? Where’s Sirius?
Serious: Long story.. but he’s in the pound…
-Dawniky

Wolverine: X-Men!
Trio: Harry Potter!
Wolverine: X-Men!
Trio: Harry Potter!
Magneto: Lord of the Rings!
-Jackie

Hermione: ‘Honestly, white gloves with casual clothes? I hate to think what Emily Post would have to say!’
-Lori

Wolverine: So how do you two.. uh..
Ron: We’re working on it!
-Zanne

Policemen: Drop the magic wands!
Wolverine: I can’t…
-Shawn

Harry: Alfonso! What’s going on?
Ron: Oh no! It’s Wolverine!
Alfonso: His name is Mutant X101. And I’m not Alfonso. *Zip* I’m Bryan Singer, writer/director of X2! The real Chris decided you were too old for your parts.
Hermione: What actors and actresses can act better than us?!
Bryan: They’re not actors… they’re Pepsi Twists…
Trio: AAAH!
-Eric [Staff]

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