CC #039: Week of July 13, 2003
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‘Hurry up with these quizzes, children, Bugs Bunny will be wanting his teeth back…’
-Oricon
‘I do say, Mr. Weasley, your left cheek is so much redder than your right cheek! Don’t you agree, Mr. Potter?’
-Sallie
Lockhart: And that, boys and girls, is how I got my teeth so shiny white! Brush twice a day and keep the chizpurfles out of the way!
Ron: *to Harry* what in the world is a chizpurfle?
Harry: no idea, Ron, just smile and nod… smile and nod…
-Movergurl
‘Yes, Harry, I do get dressed in the dark!’
-Amy
Lockhart: Top marks, Mr. Weasley! Why, you’d’ve thought Miss Granger would have gotten that!
Ron: *sticks tongue out at Hermione*
Lockhart: Oh, I’m sorry… this is Miss Granger’s paper!
Hermione: *smirks*
-Ali
Lockhart: That’s right, boys and girls! These are baby photos of Eric! Aww, isn’t he cute?
Eric: HEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!
-Wendy M
‘Yes, Mr. Weasley, these are your new rectangular speech bubbles!’
-CYX
‘Be forewarned! I am to prepare you for the darkest and most feared things known to wizard kind! …Take this simple test, for example! I don’t know the answers to it! And I wrote it! That alone should scare you!’
-Gil
Ron: ‘Once they stopped filming, you’d think he’d stop making those faces at us!’
-ChoCho
‘…and one for you, for you, another for you, and one for you. Now, does everybody have my signature with them?’
-Kiran
Kenneth: Alright, class! Here’s a quiz, and the funny part is, the questions are all about me!
Dan: Uh, Kenneth, that’s not your line?
Kenneth: That’s Mr. Branagh to you, boyo. It doesn’t matter anyway. Chris will delete this scene for the final cut.
Dan: But… it’s one of the best parts of the book!
Kenneth: Well, what did you expect? He’s not even filming the Valentine’s Day scene!
-Abby
Lockhart: Harry, what is this rubbish?
Harry: Err… I was going to submit that to the Caption Contest, sir…
Lockhart: Surely you’re joking, that would never make it!
-Ally
‘Alright, class, I have your first DADA tests graded and I’ll hand them back. Now, Harry, you’ll kindly notice in number ten, ‘What is your opinion of Gilderoy Lockhart?’ I specifically requested that you refrain from foul language, so I took 5 points off your test. And similarly for you, Ronald, in number 14, ‘What would you like to see happen to Gilderoy Lockhart in the next few years?’. So, I took 10 points off of your tests…’
-Sam
‘See, boys, isn’t it horrible being young actors today? I mean to say, look at all these numbers on my paycheck and all the zeros on yours!‘
-Nymphadora
‘Who would like a photograph of me giving out photographs of me?!’
-Joanne
Lockhart: ‘*Begins to speak* a…what was I going to say again?’
-Julia
‘I had some facial muscles removed so that I’m always smiling. The cameras love when I smile, you know!’
-Eden
Ron: ‘Let me introduce you to our new Defense Against the Dark Nutters teacher!’
-Darcy
Ron: *whispers* Does Lockhart ever stop smiling?!
Harry: I dunno… I think his face is stuck like that…
Hermione: *turns around* Don’t talk about him like that!
-Ashley
Lockhart: Alright, class, I have your test scores! I’m disappointed in some of you, but most of you did well! Ah, Harry, excellent job! You received an A+! And as for you, Ron, I’m very disappointed. You should have paid more attention in class…
Ron: *to Harry* What was he talking about? You copied those answers off my parchment!
-Claire
Lockhart: Now, I’ll be passing back your papers…
Ron: What did you get, Harry?
Harry: A signed photo?!
-Cory
‘Haha, and the lovable character who you thought was going to die in Book Five was me!‘
-Sub7
Lockhart: *smiles* My dear Ron, next time you’d like to write ‘Lockhart Wears Dentures’, please do not settle for the top of your test paper, thank you!
Harry: I told you that wasn’t invisible ink!
-Regina
Ron: You’d think they wouldn’t let him come back after what happened in Second Year…
Harry: Yeah, I know…
Lockhart: Hey, you, next to the red-head. Where’d you get that scar?!
-Kelli
‘Harry, Harry, Harry… when you dress like a giant Galleon, ALL the girls notice you!’
-Lisa
‘Yes, Mr. Weasley. All you need to do is fill out these forms, and your Girl Scout Cookies will be here within the week!‘
-Heather
Lockhart: Yes, Harry, I do have perfect teeth. Thanks for asking!
Harry: *mutters* I never asked…
-Megan
Lockhart: ‘Okay, class, I’m giving out a pop quiz! Because I likecolors that pop!‘
Harry: Uuuh Right..
-Catherine
‘Now, for those of you who had the nerve of being unprepared for class, this short little quiz does not require much information from my books;’
Question 1: List the first word of each of my books.
Question 2: Write a brief description of each of my many acheivements.
Question 3: What color are my eyes?
…
Question 1,327,763: What color were my robes when I saved a town from a werewolf?
…One hour later
‘That wasn’t so dreadful, now was it?’
-Natasha
Gilderoy: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and…
Class: GAY!!!
-Shana
