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CC #086: Week of June 6, 2004

CC #086: Week of June 6, 2004

Week of June 6, 2004

Hermione: I never knew Dementors had a playful side to them – just look at the way they’re all dancing around Professor Snape!
Harry: I don’t think they’re playing, Hermione; Dementors don’t have very well-defined hearing, and when that one kid complimented Snape on how well he wore a green frock, I think I heard him reply, ‘Seriously, I’m in Black!‘…
-Teddy

Harry: ‘Stop smiling, Hermione – it’s not your baby picture being flashed across the station Jumbo-tron!’
-Anthon

Hermione: Harry, we’re in 2001! The Time-Turner shouldn’t have taken us back this far!
Harry: Cheap plastic…
-Darcy

Announcer: Aaaannnd behind Door #1, we have the lovely bachelorette, Hermione Granger!
Harry: *Gulp* [slams door]-Doyle

Harry: Hurry, Ron, or the train may leave without us!
Hermione: I’ve never seen him run so fast! *Starting to cheer* Come on, Ron! You can make it!
Harry: He’s nearly made it!
*They both stair horrified as a large black dog grabs Ron by the leg and drags him under the Whomping Willow*
Harry: And he trips on the home stretch…
-Jade

Hermione: Oh, Harry! You’re such a gentleman!
Harry: Just hurry up and get in before anyone sees!
-Wetty

Should I tell Hermione how bad her hair looks from the back? Nah, she’ll find out sooner or later…
-Candy

Harry: ‘…are you suggesting coconuts migrate?’
-Sydney

Harry: And so, if you touch the train while it’s moving, it massages your hand!
Hermione: Hey, it does!
-Emmy

To board or not to board, that is the question…
-Cyn

Hermione: ‘That’s right, Harry, copy me. Push the door away from you… good. Now, let go of the handle, and then step into the train. Honestly, hasn’t anyone read ”The Art of Boarding the Hogwarts Express”?!’
-L.E.

Hermione: Bye, Parvati! See you next year at the Official Gilderoy Lockhart Club!
Harry: *Terrified* Of-Official Gi-Gilderoy L-Lockhart C-Club?!
-Melanie

Harry: *Thinking* Wow, Hermione’s a fox!
Hermione: *Thinking* Wow, Hagrid’s a fox – or at least I can turn him into one!
-S. Fox

Ron: Hey, guys, look! A new article about Sirius Black in the Daily Prophet!
Hermione and Harry: *Reading* …Black’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke
-Ines, Pau, and Mari

Hermione: Look, Harry! Your future in-laws – my parents!
Harry: …
-Ninfa

Hermione: We did make a comeback in 2004! I can’t wait until The Day After Tomorrow to see if we’re still #1 at the box office!
Harry: Yeah! If we’re not, I might just Kill Bill!
Hermione: Those Mean Girls finally gave in to watching Harry Potter, didn’t they? If it weren’t for them, we wouldn’t have been Saved!
-Kimi

Hermione: *In awe* Oh Harry, you shouldn’t have!
Harry: …I shouldn’t have what?
Hermione: We’re eloping and honeymooning in Paris! It’s a dream come true!
Harry: *Gulps* I knew I shouldn’t have switched my tea with Ron’s!
-L.S.

Ron: *Off-screen* Where are you going?
Hermione: We’re off to see the Wizard – the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Harry: Yeah… that crazy fairy lady told us to ride the Yellow-Lined Train.
-Joseph

Harry: Okay – so, we’ve had Spiderman, a green chicken, Gandalf and Saruman, Wolverine, Jack Sparrow, Legolas and Aragorn, a T-Rex, and Rick O’Connell… who’s next?!
Hermione: First of all, it’s Captain Jack Sparrow, and – oh my gosh – it’s N’sync!
-Gillian

Harry: Hermione, you’re not frowning – aren’t you sad we’re leaving Hogwarts?
Hermione: It’s the botox – I can’t show emotion for another hour.
-Katy

Harry: What’s going on, why are we stopped? Oh, no! The Hogwarts Express is being robbed by Butch Cassidy and the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang!
Hermione: Oh yes, and the Sundance Kid is soo dreamy!
-RJ

Hermione: *Singing* Conjunction Junction – what’s your function?!
Harry: Hermione, shut up and get on the train!
-Christi

Hermione: Hey, look, it’s Fang!
Harry: Hey, Fa – Why isn’t he slowing down?!
-Ian

Hermione: *Runs by* Gentlemannius!
Harry: Ladies first…
-HMR

Hermione: Harry, look! Up in the sky – it’s a bird!
Harry: It’s a plane! No…no, you were right the first time, it’s a bird.
-Emily

Harry: *Gasp*
An Evil Voice: Harry…. Haaaarryyy….
Harry: *In his mind* Who are you? What do you want?!
Evil Voice: Me? Why, I want what you want, Harry, and what you want is to concentrate… do you see that train door in front of you? Grasp it…. That know-it-all Hermione Granger is just on the other side. You must wait for the opportune moment, Harry – when nobody is watching and she herself is looking the other way… And once that moment dawns, you SLAM it closed!
Harry: N-n-never!
-Eric [Staff]

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