Week of October 10, 2004
As opposed to other houses, Slytherin decided to enter Hogwarts’ ‘Air Guitar’ contest with a trio of ‘Air Keyboardists’.
‘Darling! Don’t you know that ‘’Dementor” is all the rage this summer?!’
All Three: *Singing and dancing* ‘The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out!’
‘Tonight, Harry, you will be visited by three ghosts: The ghosts of imbeciles past, present, and future! Then, and only then, will you realize the true meaning of stupidity!’
Gladrags Wizard Wear:
Hip, street and practical, for every occasion.
Death Eaters: Version 2.0
School Uniforms: 23 Galleons
Hooded Cloaks: 15 Galleons
Being ‘Spooky’: 10 Sickles per hour
Knowing That You Were the Inspiration for the ‘Toil and Trouble’ Song on the Soundtrack: Priceless
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Gringotts.
When Goyle, Nott, and Draco showed up at Mr. Malfoy’s office in Wannabe Death Eater robes, he started to dread Take Your Kid to Work Day.
Draco: ‘I’m so Slytheriny, even my background is green!’
Malfoy and his friends try to hypnotize the MuggleNet Staff to use them more often in caption pictures.
The Grim Reaper was terribly disappointed when these three were the only new applicants for his position.
Boys: Trick or treat!
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! *mutters* stupid trick-or-treaters interrupting my plot to kill Harry Potter…
The Three Stooges gone goth.
This week’s winners for ‘In-Laws That Make You Question Your Engagement’.
Slytherin on Left: *Sings* Hello…
Slytherin in Middle: *Sings* Hello…
Slytherin on Right: *Sings* Hello…
All Three Slytherins: *Sing* Catherine!
Announcer: ‘And the winners for the ‘Least Thought Put Into a Costume’ category are Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, and that random kid who all of a sudden just started showing up in every scene involving Slytherin!’
This is what happens when you get hit by that swinging pendulum.
Harry: Accio Draco’s fingers! Accio Crabbe’s fingers! Accio Goyle’s fingers!
‘Just because Peter Jackson had the most votes on the poll doesn’t mean that all of a sudden the two movies can be mixed together.’
Draco: ‘Do we look… *looks around* …spooky?’
The Slytherin Theatrical Company Presents: