CC #112: Week of December 12, 2004

CC #112: Week of December 12, 2004

Week of December 12, 2004

Draco: ‘What do you mean the Russians want their hat back?’

Hogsmeade’s newest attraction: funny mirrors hidden all around for the amusement of captioners!

The Mad ‘Hat’ers Group joined for their first meeting early today in Hogsmeade.

In the seriousness of the state of the wizarding world, all wizards were required to be inspected in line-up for the possible hiding place of Voldie. Hey – nobody saw it coming in Philosopher’s Stone!

Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Hermione, Ron: Must laugh at Eric’s caption. Must laugh at Eric’s caption.
Moe: Oh no! It’s STARTING!

Ron: ‘I didn’t know that Hermione had a paper route through Hogsmeade…’

Draco: Lions!
Hermione: And tigers!
Ron: And bears!
Goyle: Oh my!
Cuaron: For the last time, Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz is a joke!
-Carrie Z.

Ron: Hermione, I got you a Christmas gift.
Hermione: Oh, Ron, a link to the MuggleNet Caption Contest! It’s beautiful. *Kisses Ron*
Every Kiss Begins with CC

Draco: I think I saw Sirius Black!
Ron: Where?
Hermione: No, that was just a werewolf that looked a lot like Professor Lupin.
-Brandon S.

Ron: Don’t worry, Hermione, we’ll find away around ‘The Management’, there’s always a loophole.
Hermione: Like ‘Is that really what my hair looks like from the opposite side of my eyes, nose, and mouth?’?

Hermione: Malfoy, that hat you’re wearing… what’s it made of?
Malfoy: Only the most expensive ferret skin, of course!
Foreshadowing? I think so!

Malfoy: So what is this place? Narnia?

Hermione: ‘Is that really what the tree looks like from the back?’

Eric: Phew… no one can see the faces of these people, so no one can make any shipper jokes this week! Finally!
Anonymous People Shippers: Nice try, Eric.

Harry thought that if he wore his Invisibility Cloak, maybe the Old Navy Christmas Carolers wouldn’t find him.

Stan Shunpike: *Pops out of nowhere* ‘What choo lookin’ at?’

Malfoy: ‘Okay. On ‘’3”, we moon’em!’

Hermione: ‘Maybe when that little old man said that he was at his wits with carolers and that he would easily send us away, he wasn’t kidding…’

Harry Potter and the Cold Shoulder.

Loudspeaker: ‘Meeting is adjourned! All members of the Fellowship of the Wing report back to Buckbeak and his king of the world.’

Hermione: Look! A Thestral!
Ron: You’ve seen death?
Hermione: Just the death of about a thousand shpper, back-of-the-head, and Fargo captions!

Over the river and through the woods, to Hogsmeade village they go!
-Kim Ha

The original plot-line for the second book.
Malfoy: Wow, Weasley, you’re standing next to Granger! She’s a mudblood!
Ron: So what! I love her!
Hermione: I love you too, Ronnie! Oh, this is just wonderful! We can have a little boy together… and he’ll be a half-blood… and he’ll marry a princess! He’ll be the ‘Half-Blood Prince’!
Ron: How about we wait four years for that, Hermione?
-Olivia M.

The Hogwarts Choir: *Singing ‘The 12 Days of X-Mas’*
12 Grimmauld Place
11 Weasley Wizarding Wheezes
10 Points from Slytherin
9th level the Department of Mysteries
8 Prefects
7 Weasley children
6 Students fighting Death Eaters
5 Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers
4 Hogwarts houses
3 Great friends
2 Harry Potter books left to write
1 Lightning bolt scar


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