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CC #114: Week of December 26, 2004

CC #114: Week of December 26, 2004

Week of December 26, 2004

Harry: Santa said that I was too naughty this year…
Ron: Did you get coal?
Harry: No… he said coal was too simple to transfigure with magic, so instead he turned me into a figurehead.
-Rose

Harry: I don’t know what it is, Ron, but lately I’ve been feeling really… detached… from the rest of the world.
Ron: I can see why!
-Bri B.

Harry: Hey… maybe if I stay like this, I won’t have to go to the Yule Ball in Year Four!
Ron: …Why is that?
Harry: ‘Cause I’ll have no-body to dance with! HAH! …Get it?
Ron: …
-Lily

Ron: But, Harry, the spell was called ‘Head and Shoulders’… what did you expect it to do? Honestly!
Harry: Well, Ron, in the Muggle world ‘Head and Shoulders’ has a far, far different use.
-Tana

‘Harry… did you realize that putting on the cloak not only made you invisible, but also made the both of us look younger?’
-Beryl

‘Hey, Harry! Maybe this year you can be the ball that drops on New Year’s!’
-Joanna

Ron and Harry: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Happy New Year!
Harry: And my New Year’s Resolution is to not have such a big head about my fame!
Ron: …
-Kristen

Harry was so angry that the Caption Contest once again featured a Movie One picture, he ended up squelching his whole body when he tried to prematurely apparate and kick Eric.
-LuNu

Ron: Um, er… Harry? Your body… it’s gone.
Harry: I know – It’s the only way to keep the fangirls off me.
-Steph

Harry: *Singing* I’m too sexy for my body, too sexy for my body, too sexy for…
Ron: Harry… uh… you know, your body is actually gone…
Harry: *Gasps* I knew that was really an incantation! No song is really just that horrible!
-RomanAround

Ron: Moody warned you, Harry… ‘Never put your wand in your back pocket’!
Harry: Yeah, and I guess I lost more than a buttock.
-Dom

A continuation of Eric’s 3rd caption from the week of February 1st-7th, 2004.
Harry: ‘I knew we should have told her…’
-Angela

Harry: Why did they go back to showing first year captions?
Ron: They thought they were getting a-head of themselves…
-Dani

Harry: *Looking down at computer screen, reading the CC Scroller* I didn’t know the Caption Contest fund had enough money for Eric to buy himself a car!
Ron: *Also reading* They have a fund?
Hermione: Well of course they do! How else would they pay for bold text – magic?!
-Katy

Rupert: Er, what happened to the rest of you, Dan?
Dan: MuggleNet couldn’t afford the rest of me after Eric bought that new car for himself…
-Lynn

Ron: Well, we got rid of that ugly sweater – too bad about the rest of you.
Harry: Yeah…
-Katie

Harry: ‘I wonder now whether I can keep Nearly Headless Nick company – I can be Completely Bodiless Harry!’
-Kluthra

Ron: ‘All this waiting for the sixth book is really eating away at you…’
-Lilac

‘Harry, I seriously doubt that that’s what Dumbledore meant by making you Head Boy…’
-Becky

Ron: ‘Hmm…. Apparently funding wasn’t the only thing they had to cut, Harry…’
-Antigone

Ron: Harry, what are you doing?
Harry: *Looks up from JKR’s Site* If I can’t be the Half-Blood Prince, then I might as well be the Quarter-Bodied Prince!
-Lusine

Ron: Harry, where did your body go?!
Harry: Probably through puberty…
-Taylor

‘So, Harry, what do you think of my new Photoshop Spell?!’
-Freezair

‘Erm… Ron? My… head itches and…’
-Tennis Animal

Got Invisibility?
-Hannah

The Hogwarts [de]Cap[ita]tion Contest.
-EwanTR

‘Maybe we could dye you red and use you as a Quaffle?’
-Julie

Ron: *Looking down at Kreacher* ‘This is what you look like when you have your head cut off and nailed to a plaque like the rest of your family. Observe…’
-Pr0ngz

Harry: Professor Umbridge has taken her Education Decrees way too far. Look at these:
Educational Decree 29: No more ‘’back of the head” captions.
Educational Decree 30: No more shipper captions.
Ron: What’s next – no more ‘’Management” captions either?
Trelawney: Worse… no more captions about mentioning ways to get Eric to pick your captions.
Harry: Didn’t he already say that he wasn’t going to pick those anymore?
-Gillian

Lord Voldemort’s Trophy Room.
-Sasha

Snape: *Enters* ‘Going around school without your body! Five points from Gryffindor!’
-Srimona

Harry: …Is this foreshadowing something…?
-Moony

Book 7: Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Beheading
-Amy

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