Week of January 23, 2005
Hermione: Did you know it’s the most haunted dwelling in Britain?
Ron: I wonder what all those restless spirits could be thinking about after so much time alone with only their thoughts for company…
Restless Spirit: Oooonly 174 days until July Sixteenth!
Hermione: Do you want to move closer?
Hermione: Oh, isn’t it obvious? You’re supposed to fancy me and I’m supposed to fancy you, and this is a scene of tension that supposedly adds a touch of romance to the movies, which is what the audience supposedly wants.
Ron: Oh – so, now, do I have to give you something romantic like – a gift?
Hermione: Well, I suppose so…
Ron: *Gives her a thesaurus* Now you can look up an alternative to ‘suppose’!
Ron: I hate this checkered coat.
Hermione: Well at least it isn’t maroon.
Hermione: I hear the Shrieking Shack is Unapplable.
Hermione: It can’t be seen on Macs.
Ron: Why is it called the Shrieking Shack?
Hermione: Because it’s the Hogsmeade Dentist…
Ron: May I ask you something, Hermione?
Hermione: *Blushes* Of course…
Ron: Well… weren’t we here six weeks ago?
(Continuation of Karpo’s Caption last week)
Hermione: ‘Poor Dobby hasn’t come out of there since last week when Professor Lupin did a Michael Jackson impression…’
Ron: …And here is the Snogging Shack!
Hermione: Don’t you mean ‘Shrieking’…?
Ron: Yeah… uh, Shrieking… I… knew that…
Hermione: Well, it looks very pretty.
Ron: Yeah, pretty like Professor Snape!
And now, a 1970’s Life Cereal commercial reference.
Hermione: I don’t want to go in there – you go in there.
Ron: I don’t want to go in there. Hey, let’s ask Harry – he’ll do anything!
Ron: Are you sure this is going to work?
Hermione: Trust me, Ron. I’ve been researching this for years. I’m certain this is the building where J.K. Rowling hides the last chapter of Book Seven!
Hermione: Do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron: What, to the Shrieking Shack?
Hermione: No, to that step stool because somehow I’m taller than you.
Hermione: Did you know that the Shrieking Shack –
Ron: Love Shack, baby, Love Shack!
Ron: You keep forgetting, this is the fanfic version…
Hermione: Ron, I’m late…
Hermione: For class.
Hermione: Do you want to go a bit closer?
Ron: Don’t bother – if you just click on the picture, it gets bigger!
‘If you build it, He [Who Must Not Be Named] will come.’
-Becca and Riley
Ron: So… it’s pretty cold, eh?
Ron: Kinda makes me feel like snuggling in front of the fire with someone… maybe having some hot cocoa… sharing hopes and fears and talking about the future with someone I care so much about…
Hermione: Oh, Ron.
Ron: Too bad Harry’s at Quidditch practice…
After selling Girl Scout cookies to the hosts at the Shrieking Shack, it was no wonder that their troop won the ‘Most Determination’ Award!
Hermione: Ron, it’s lovely, but you really didn’t have to buy me a house for Valentine’s Day…
Ron: But… I thought ‘Little House on the Prairie’ was your favorite TV show!
Hermione: Ron, let’s be honest. This is more like ‘Little House on the Scary’…
Ron: Do you think that the moment of silence for Mac users is over?
Hermione: I don’t know – I can’t see the scroller.
Hermione: Hey, Ron?
Ron: Yes, Hermione?
Hermione: Don’t you think it’s odd that we’re in the only all-wizard village in the world, yet everybody’s wearing Muggle clothes?
—Continuation from Talia’s—
Ron: But – why do they need a dentist at Hogsmeade?!
Hermione: Because with a city like Hogsmeade, with candy places as elegant as Honeydukes, any certified DDS would make a fortune!
Bodiless Voice: And even un-certified ones…. Mwahahaha!!!!