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CC #120: Week of February 6, 2005

CC #120: Week of February 6, 2005

Week of February 6, 2005

Dan: ‘Excuse me… did you just mumble the word ‘’precious”?’
-Maelynn

Hunchback: ‘Come, Esmerelda!’
-Macy

Potter Entertainment Television proudly presents Tom – the world’s best conga dancer.
-AlbA

Tom: And this is where I ring the bells!
Harry: Uh…huh…
-Brian S

Man: Master, it’s alive!
Fudge: Of course it’s alive, how many times must I tell you that he’s the Boy who Lived, Igor?
-Fletcher

Rare set photo from filming of the final HP installment, ‘Harry Potter and the Hunchback of Notre Dame’.
-JoJo

Hunchback: *Muttering* ‘We’ll get the precious, yes, we shall…’
-Seda

Tom: Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Fudge: It’s just a jump to the left…
Harry: Jan- I mean, Hermione, why is Professor Snape wearing a corset?
-Glen

*Cough cough* Tip?! *cough cough*
-Mandi

Harry: ‘Did you accidentally drink Skele-Deform when you were a kid?’
-Joey S.

Tom: And this will be your cell. Welcome to Azkaban prison.
Harry: But I’m innocent, I tell you! How was I supposed to know that kidnapping our creator’s daughter in hope of gaining information on the next two years of our life was a federal offense?!
-Malka

Tom: Harry Potter… at last…
Harry: *Thinking* at last what?
-Mercedes

Hunchback: *Singing*
Be… our… guest!
Be our guest!
Put our service to the test!

-Rita

Tom: *Thinking to himself* I should have played Igor in Van Helsing… at least they had realistic-looking werewolves…
-Randi

Eric: *Thinking* ‘Wow, the Lord of the Rings captions practically write themselves nowadays, don’t they?’
-Freezair

Tavern Keeper: Right this way, Mr. Potter. Eric has it on high authority that you were rooting for the Patriots…
Harry: Honestly… I didn’t know… my computer is a Mac!
-Alexandra

*Singing* ‘We’re off to see the minister, the wonderful Minister of Magic!’
-ILoveGG

–In continuation to Monaza’s Caption—
Harry walked into his room at the Leaky Cauldron thinking it was unoccupied, and suddenly also wished that Scotty would beam back Snape’s clothes.
-TMC

Tom: Hello, Clarice…
Harry: *Gulp*
-Elanna

Harry: Hedwig?
Tom: Smart bird – she came moments after you arrived! Lovely dinner; I mean, bird…
-Katja

Tom: Thith Way, Mathtor…
Harry: Err – when I said I wanted to be an organ donor, I kind of meant after I died…
-HMD

It was suddenly revealed to Harry that his pet owl, Hedwig, was actually an Animagus named Quasimoto.
-Sarah L

Harry: ‘This is a Five-Star Hotel with Central London locale and Old World charm?! Darn you William Shatner and Priceline.com!’
-RJ

Harry: Who are you?
Tom: *Grunt*
Harry: What is your purpose in this film?
Tom: *Points*
Harry: What’s that?
Tom: *Grunt*
Harry: A door?
Tom: *Nod*
Harry: What about it?
Tom: *Opens it*
Harry: Oh…
-Eric [Staff]

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