CC #122: Week of February 20, 2005
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Mrs. Weasley: ‘Charles! Charles! You forgot Camilla!’
-Lola
Fred: Uh-oh… Let’s hide – quick!
Mrs. Weasley: Fred! George! Where are you? You change your brother back this INSTANT!
-Bethany
Reporter 1: We were all shocked last night when Mrs. Weasley won the award for Best Rat Carrier. Did you see the look on the other nominees’ faces?!
Reporter 2: That I did, Bob, and now for the weather!
-M.D
Mrs. Weasley felt a bit out of place at the annual blurry face convention.
-Beckie
Mrs. Weasley: *With look of triumph* ‘Wow! This is the tenth rat I caught today!’
-Beryl
Mrs. Weasley: ‘Are you sure you want to take him, Ron? It’s just that – I have this great recipe at home for rat soup…’
-Natalie
Announcer: ‘And next on the red carpet is… Mrs. Weasley! I just love the look! The rat totally adds accent to the hat! And following her is the Molly Weasley Fan Club!’
-Juliana
The newest in Wizard wear: Coordinated hats and pets!
-Nauta
[Continuation of Artemis’ caption last week]After Dumbledore scored her a backstage pass, Molly Weasley hopes to get Steve Harris to autograph Ron’s rat.
-Nathaniel C
Mrs. Weasley: Oh dear, the train’s moving and Ron forgot Scabbers!
Little Girl (Lower Left): Halt, train! *Train stops*
Mrs. Weasley: Why thank you, dear, you must be a very powerful witch.
Little Girl: No, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night…
-Kevin H
Molly: Ron! Ron! Don’t forget your plot point – who knows what would’ve happened to the movie’s resolution without him?
Ron: Don’t worry, Mum, it’s not like anybody actually understood the ending of the movie anyway.
-P.P.
Mrs. Weasley: *Thinking* Well, it’s not corned beef, but it’ll have to do.
-Madalynne
‘Wow – I wonder how many people are going to find a way to mention Snape again despite the fact that he’s nowhere in the picture.’
-Fox
Molly: ‘Ron! You were so busy laughing at Snape because he still hadn’t gotten Scotty to beam down his clothes that you forgot your rat!’
-Malka
And here we see Mr. Scabbers’ body double, Cuddles the Guinea Pig.
-Athena F
Aunt Marge: ‘How did I get into this scene? Veeeerrrnonnn…’
-Deevo
Ron: Wha-what are you doing? Give me Scabbers already!
Molly: Oh come on, you little rat! Just one more twirl before you go… Even my husband doesn’t dance with me as good as you do, and he has all of his toes!
-Elisa
One rat to rule them all…
-L.H.
Crowd: ‘All hail Scabbers!’
-Lan
To Mrs. Weasley’s horror, the people around her began to go blurry and she realized that Scabbers was indeed a Portkey.
-Dian
Mrs. Weasley: ‘Now Ron, look after your new brother… his name is Stuart Little…’
-Claire L
Scabbers: *Looks into the girl’s eyes* Come here little girl…
Girl: *Is transfixed by Scabbers*
Molly: Scabbers, I’ve told you a million times, quit mesmerizing innocent children!
Scabbers: But Lockhart does it to women!
Molly: *Blushes* That’s different.
-Jess
Background Music: The Ciircle of liiife….
-Angela
LONDON UNDERGROUND RAT-CATCHERS
For a safer public transport system.
-Chris C.
Scabbers/Peter: *Sighs* ‘I’m finally in the arms of a woman… oh cheese.’
-Ksenia
Mrs. Weasley forgot about Emerson’s birthday last week, so she bought him a late-birthday compensation gift.
-Gillian
Mrs. Weasley: ‘Now that those meddling kids are gone, I can finally prepare some rat stew!’
-Jo
Mrs. Weasley: ‘Here is the prize for getting 1600 caption entries last week!’
-Emma
[Continuation to Emma’s caption this week]Mrs. Weasley: here is the prize for getting 1600 caption entries last week!
Catherine: Just what we wanted – a murderous rat!
-Eric [Staff]
