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CC #124: Week of March 6, 2005

CC #124: Week of March 6, 2005

Week of March 6, 2005

Hermione: ‘You know… watching Jack Sparrow come to us by ship really puts a whole new spin on the saying ‘’Something Wicked This Way Comes”…’
-Lorelei

The arriving party from Durmstrang was almost as pitiful as the welcoming party from Hogwarts.
-Sam

Ron: So Dumbledore sent you out to meet the Durmstrang ship?
Hagrid: Tha’s righ’.
Hermione: But why are you throwing rocks at it?
Hagrid: Dumb’y’dor’s orders… *evil grin*
-Will

‘Oh, look! The Vikings are coming to town!’
-Natoko

Pirates: Yo ho! Yo, ho! A pirate’s life for me!
Hermione: I think I want to be a pirate.
Ron: We just go from one extreme to the next. Why – so you can set their captives free by knitting them hats?!
-Holly

Little did Lord of the Rings fans realize that the Grey Havens were actually the grounds of Hogwarts.
-Alanndra

Hagrid: ‘Today we’ll be studyin’ another dangerous creature – the pirate! Now, who wan’s ta touch it?!’
-J

Hagrid: ‘”Loch Ness”? Boy, ya took a wrong turn! Ya need ter go back two lochs, take a right, go three lochs, then take a left. That’ll put yeh right. Oh, and tell Nessie hi from me!’
-Kay B

Jack Sparrow: Is there a hot girl around here?
Ron: *Thinks of Hermione* Yes!
Jack Sparrow: Is there a guy with some treasure around here?
Ron: *Thinks of Harry* Yes!
Jack Sparrow: Is there a really evil dude around here?
Ron: *Thinks of Malfoy* YES!
-Froggie and Geoggers

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were shocked to discover that, during the summer holidays, Hogwarts was used as a yacht club.
-Terry

Hagrid: …And who the ruddy hell are you?
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow, my slightly wet and large friend. Am I to understand there are mermaids around here…?
-Shana

Hagrid: ‘It’s the Giant Squid’s new bath toy, see? The rubber ducky… er… got squashed.’
-MVR

Johnny Depp returns to Hogwarts after losing the award for Best Actor again.
-GoSpursGo

When you see death, you will see thestrals.
When you see an insane man whose beloved and dangerous creature is about to be killed, however, you will see small boats.
-Peggysus

Ron: I didn’t think Hagrid could swim…?
Hermione: He… can’t…
Narrator: ‘And the award for ‘’Best Tragic Death of a Big Oaf Because He Chased After a Big, Wooden Thing with Sails” goes to…’
-Paige

Hagrid: ‘Welcome to Hogwarts, Professor Karkaroff and Viktor Krum…’
-The Mole

Man on Ship: ‘Anyone know where I can find a Taco Bell?’
-Kerrie

One heartfelt question…
Ari: *Peering into the picture* I’m confused… are we looking at Pirates of the Caribbean, the Two Towers, or Mystic River?
Eric: All three, plus Walking with Dinosaurs; you’ll notice those lovely ferns to the left…
…and Maniacal March took on a whole new meaning.
-Ari

Harry: Are we supposed to recognize that boat, or is it just some random ship?
Hermione: Don’t you know? It’s the H.M.S. Slanty. No matter where it sails, its reflection is always a little crooked!
-Malka

Ron: ‘Unbelievable! The ending of Return of the King was so long that it ran over into our movie!’
-Kris

Ron, Hermione, and Hagrid waved goodbye as Harry took Snape’s clothes and sailed off into the sunset.
-Dogstar

Pirates of the Caribbean II: The Curse of the Black Sirius.
-Astra

Pirates: ‘Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Buckbeak will soon be cream…’
-Island

Hermione, Ron, and Hagrid waved an emotional farewell to Rational, Logical February.
-Luke B.

–Inspired by Eric’s Caption of June 20-26—
Hagrid: It’s a pirate!
Ron: It’s a drunk!
Hermione: No, it’s all of the above!
-Abby D.

Ron: Wow, the lake sure is a lot bigger than I remembered. And how in the world did Jack Sparrow get here?
Hermione: Honestly, won’t you ever read ‘Hogwarts: A History’? The lake was enlarged in our third year so that Harry’s ride on Buckbeak would look cool!
-Bridget

Dude in Boat: ‘We must be crossing some kind of time warp! Back there is a Medieval castle, down there are two kids in modern clothes, there’s a cave man, and up ahead is a prehistoric rainforest!’
-Jade

‘Brandon Ford of ‘’The Underground Lake” sets to prove his theory correct…’
-Louise

Hermione: ‘I told you not to annoy Eric, Ron. Now he’s sent Vikings to destroy you in a caption…’
-Anna Paula

Even in the wizarding world, seeing pirate ships is not a good sign.
-Etoile

‘Honey, I shrunk the protagonists!’
-Arimalka

Hermione: Ron! I forbid you to use the Floo Network ever again!
Ron: Why?!
Hermione: Because, Ronald, I was telling you that we need to get brownie mix!
Ron: Oh! I thought you said ‘We need to cross the River Styx’…
-Kaylie

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