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CC #139: Week of June 19, 2005

CC #139: Week of June 19, 2005

Week of June 19, 2005

Fleur: How many is that now?
Dumbledore: Eight, I think.
Crouch: No, no, it’s nine. Nine total layouts.
Fleur: I think someone at MuggleNet has too much time on their hands…
-Todd-o

Over Zealous HP Fans: Fleur’s not supposed to be wearing a track suit! That’s not what’s in the book!
LOTR Fans: What are you, new?
-Megan J.

Mike Newell: ‘No, no, no! Who got the costumes mixed up?! Fleur, you are not supposed to look like a horseback rider, Dumbledore, you are not supposed to look like a hobo, and Mr. Crouch, you are not supposed to look like Walter Matthau!’
-Zachery

Clemence: Sacre bleu! What iz sat?
Roger: I don’t know, but I’m not eating any of it!
Michael: Can’t these English caterers serve something besides Bangers & Mash at the food service table? This is ridiculous, honestly!
-Aidan

Fleur: ‘And juzt what is zis unmade bed I am standing next to?!’
-Purple Iris

Harry: ‘So a headmaster, a veela and a bad caption walk in to a bar…’
-RuthJulia

‘I’ll take funny captions for 800, Alex.’
-Kelly H.

Dumbledore: ‘If you think my outfit’s intense, wait till you see the CGI sequence coming up!’
-Tony

Guy in background: *Whispers to Fleur* You know, you look like a boy with your hair pulled back!
Fleur: Yeah? Well you look like a familiar German dictator!
-Azkabanana

Dumbledore: Who are you?
Blonde Boy: We’re the Dursleys.
Mustachioed Man: We thought that if we slimmed down, maybe we could fit into the fourth movie.
-H.M.D

–Inspired by Coathup’s caption last week–
Dumbledore: What’s wrong with Mr. Finnigan?
Fleur: He laughed himself into a coma last week, looking at Ron’s robe. Then he woke up and saw your beard-tie……
-Orlzez

Dumbledore: Since when did we have Liberace play here? I thought we hired the Hex Girls?
Barty Crouch: We didn’t… that’s Ron Weasley.
-Meghan H.

*Flashing Lights*
Click on Albus and win a FREE iPod!
*Flashing Lights*

-Myra S.

Blonde Hair Through Time:
Actually blonde in your teens,
Gray in your 40′s,
White in your 100′s!
-Nikki P.

Daily Prophet: ‘Last week’s frills are this week’s tassels! Dumbledore is so fashionable!’
-Peggy S.

Fleur: Don’t look…now…but…
Dumbledore: *Looks round* Wow. That unidentified furry mammal sure gets around alot…
-Stephanini

In order to appeal to the historical community, HP producers have decided to place pictures of historical figures into the background of various movie scenes.
-Samantha

The Simon Cowell Look-a-like Contest…
Simon Cowell: ‘This is ridiculous! My grandmother’s backside can do a better impression of me!’
-Amy

All three:
‘Trick or curse, which is worse?
Choose wrong and you win a hearse.
If you don’t, please understand
That we’ll ship you to Azkaban!’
-RockinStang

–Continuation of Kekelina’s caption last week–
*All thinking* ‘Ron shouldn’t have taken those fashion tips from Nearly Headless Nick…’
-Sora

Mr. Crouch: *hem, hem* ‘Excuse me. Do either of you have any Gray Poupon?’
-Gooch

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