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CC #174: Week of March 12, 2006

CC #174: Week of March 12, 2006

Week of March 12, 2006

Molly Weasley (Mrs. Potts): You know, it’s not so bad being transfigured into a teapot…
Fleur (The Feather Duster): Or a duster!
Molly: Yes dear, but she could have just ASKED us to leave her alone with him…
-Marama

Krum: All of this… …is yours!
Hermione: *Swoons* Oh, Vicky!
Krum: I’ll expect a report on each book by next Monday. *Clicks heels and walks away*
Hermione: …I think I’m in love….!
-Shanteel

Lumiere: *Stares in amazement* Wow, that girl, she eez most-a beautifoll… I vould love to be danzing viss her… Eh-hem. Pardon me while I go burn zat guy’s coat…
-Leslie Jo

Being wildly jealous but short on cash, this was the best hit squad Ron could hire.
-Swanson Bros.

‘Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Book-worm and the beast.

-Haley

‘Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Seeker and the Geek…

-Cristina

*Sung to the tune of ‘Be our Guest’*
‘Viktor Krum, Viktor Krum, thinks he’s cool, but he’s ho-hum -
Couldn’t even say ‘Hermione’ without tripping on his tongue -
He’s no prince, he’s no Ron, he’s no Harry, he’s a drag -
He’s a Durmstrang, she’s a bookworm, he’s a bore, and she’s a nag….’

-Helene

Lumiere: Vhen I said ‘Be our Guest,’ I didn’t really mean it…
Cogsworth: Precisely! Their movie has made 4,238,812,115,191 more dollars than ours!
Everyone: *Stares at clock*
Cogsworth: What?!
-Calc

Mrs. Potts: There may be something there that wasn’t there before…
Chip: What’s there Momma?
Cogsworth: Ron. He’s spying on them jealously from the balcony.
Chip: Aren’t we spying too?
All: …. …. ….
-CM52

Clock: GOOD GOD! That man in the red just killed the beast and turned him into a cape!
Candelstick: And now he’s got Belle!
Duster: Zis eez better than Saw II…
-Liz

Hermione: *Thinking* Hmm… I wonder if those household appliances have rights… weekends off… decent pay… Maybe I should start SPWIO – the Society for the Protection of Inanimate Working Objects…
-Rivkah

Hermione: Viktor, I love it. You are giving me an engagment library?!? Of course I`ll marry you!
-Tonksy

Teapot: ‘I mean, would one extra Caption Picture be much use? Can you only split your Caption contest once? Wouldn’t it be better, make you stronger, to have your Caption Contest in more pieces? I mean, for instance, isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven -?’
-Fletcher

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