CC #176: Week of March 20, 2006
Week of March 20, 2006
Mario: ‘Wow! I guess Bowser’s application to the council to have his castle refurbished was successful…’
-Jake A. Ralphing
Luigi: It’s a plumbing marvel!
Mario: Careful, I’ve heard that giant snakes crawl all up in them.
Luigi: Is that all?!
Mario and Luigi have just arrived for their new job after Filch quits
Mario: ‘There you are Luigi… Hogwarts Castle. 52 bathrooms, 213 separate cubicles, and 5000 square metres of mopable floors. Oh, and one extremely enchanted sink.’
Mario and Luigi land on Hogwart’s grounds and turn to look at the castle.
Mario: I know our mission! There’s a princess trapped in that castle!
Luigi: No…. I think it’s a giant plumbing problem that we’re after.
Myrtle: *Squeals and takes both by the arm* You can both share my toilet!
Mario: .Wow, Bowser’s career as a real-estate agent has really taken off…’
Mario: ‘This beats the pants off the haunted mansion!’
Luigi: Hey, Mario. I don’t think we’re in Brooklyn anymore….
Mario: This is the last time I let you follow a whining ghost down a pipe.
Preview of movie 7: Hagrid’s clan of giant brothers come to Hogwarts.