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CC #179: Week of April 9, 2006

CC #179: Week of April 9, 2006

Week of April 9, 2006

Hermione: Urgh… I think I stepped on something…
Cedric: Lemeesee! *Sprints forward*
Harry: Eewww… *steps away*
Arthur: Dont worry – that’s just one of the exciting parts of this journey!
-Klarisse

Mr. Weasley: Everyone together, now! Hiiiiiiiiiii…
Everyone else: *grumble grumble* Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to a-split-second-match-that-was-
supposed-to-be-the-setting-for-a-major-plot-point-but-was-cut-out-for-unknown-reasons we go…..
-Lin Yiwen

Cedric: Dad, Mr. Weasley, wait up!
Harry: It’s impossible to keep up with them now that they’ve both got those third legs! Where the heck did they come from, anyway?
Hermione: They got on the wrong side of argument with one of the Irish at the Cup…
Ginny: Yeah, and he hexed ‘em good.
Hermione: They seem to be enjoying them, though…
-Ab

Mr. Weasley: Quick, children! It’s some Muggles sunbathing! Let’s talk to them!
-Rebecca

Mr. Weasley: Doe, a deer, a female deer!
Amos Diggory: Wand, a thing we cast spells with!
Hermione: Boot, a thing we’re getting near!
Fred: Dad, please can we sit a bit?!
-Athlynne

No matter how hard they try, some people just can’t do the electric slide.
-Oolala

The motley group just barely made it to the Cup in time after Mr. Weasley thrusted them all unsuspectingly into a game of ‘Red Light, Green Light’.
-Madeline

Amos: Where are we going, Arthur?
Arthur: Just taking a little stroll up Brokeback Mountain!
Harry and Cedric: *Hastily drop hands*
-Schmergo

As the children began shrinking, they realized the folly of drinking from a bottle labeled ‘drink me’.
-Anna

Harry: ‘Uh Mr Weasley, Mr Diggory. I know you’re both big fans of Vera Lynn and all, but the white cliffs of Dover are this way, and bluebirds don’t actually fly over them anyway.’
-Ellie

You know Arthur Weasley has gone off the deep end when his last Muggle game of ‘Follow the Leader’ takes everyone to Peru.
-Bella

Harry: Erm… does anyone understand this stuff about the ‘CC thumbnails’?
Mr. Diggory: Nope, but my son created the idea, so who cares!
Harry: …
-Haley

Harry: *Laughing* Why have Mr. Weasley and Mr. Diggory spouted extra legs?
Hermione: *Looking repulsed* I’m not sure, but that’s DEFINITELY not canon!
-Anne

Mr. Weasley: *Breaks into song* The hills are alive — with the sound of Magic!
Ron: Dad… not again!
-Paul

Mr. Weasley: ‘Come on, everyone, we have to beat Tom Hanks on the quest to solve The DaVinci Code! Now what exactly is a ‘Lona Misa”, Harry?’
-Mini and Rina

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