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CC #187: Week of June 4, 2006

CC #187: Week of June 4, 2006

Week of June 4, 2006

Dumbledore: *Checking list* No, unfortunately, the Center for Narnian Children and Lions wasn’t invited to take part of this year’s Triwizard Tournament…
Peter: But we thought the White Witch would be here!
Dumbledore: Nope, no white witch here. But can I instead offer you a dark and broody, bat-like potions professor?
-TMC

Hogwarts Girls: ‘…Forget about Cedric! There’s William Moseley!’ *sigh*
-Michelle

Dumbledore: ‘Argus, you imbecile — I told you to fetch my Pensieve, not the Pevensies! And get that cat out of here!’
-Anamaria

Harry: The book-burners won’t be happy about this.
Ron: Why not? Narnia is a Christian allegory!
Harry: They’re here for a five-way wedding! It’s same-sex marriage, incest, polygamy, and bestiality all at once!
Ron: I can feel the flames already…
-Patrick

Dumbledore: Aslan, may I ask, how do you keep your fur so shiny and soft?!
Aslan: Let’s just say I get a lot of kisses and nice back rubs.
Dumbledore: Jo, I demand a re-write!
-Nicole M.

…And to think we all stood up for JKR when they said she was just copying old stories!
-Gabi

Dumbledore: ‘I don’t care if you defeated the White Witch, you can’t enter unless you’re 17!’
-Sephiroth

Dumbledore took the sudden appearance of two queens and three kings as an omen, and promptly moved to Las Vegas to become a professional poker player. Unfortunately, he lost everything since it wasn’t an omen, just the remnants of ‘Maniacal May’.
-Cassaundra

Lucy: *Gryffindor red cape*
Susan: *Ravenclaw blue cape*
Peter: *Hufflepuff yellow cape*
Edmund: *Slytherin silver cape*
Schmergo: (Watching ‘Narnia’ movie in theatre) *Jumps up and yells* Coincidence? I think NOT!
Sadly, this is a true story… my sister can vouch for this. I spilled my popcorn on her
-Schmergo

Dumbledore: Oh, I know this one! Is it….Toy Story!?
Filch: That was last week, Sir….
Dumbledore: Is it….The Da Vinci Code!?
Filch: That was WAAAAY back….
Dumbledore: Is it….Pretty Woman?
Filch: It would have been if Eric had FINALLY listened to me….
-Michelle

Dumbledore: ‘Godric! I always knew you’d come back!’
-Freddie

After the Da Vinci code invaded the Caption Contest, the Vatican sent Aslan as rebuttal.
-WeaselChick

Lucy: I heard that you know where they put Mr. Tumnus.
Dumpledore: Well actually we had to put him under the witness protection program to hide him from the Witch, so now his name is Firenze.
-Katie

Dumbledore: ‘Aslan, I thought we agreed not to be seen in public together! We’re on opposite sides of the Christian Literature war! This is most certainly not groovy.’
-Alexi Lupin

Dumbledore: I’m pleased to anounce to you that the kings and queens of Narnia are going to be sorted into your houses. One for each house.
Edmund: Doesn’t take a genius to figure out where I’m going…
-Travis

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