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CC #221: Week of June 10, 2007

CC #221: Week of June 10, 2007

Week of June 10, 2007

And welcome back to the Fashion Police, Hogwarts Edition!
Slytherin: Okay, boys, let’s scope! We have to find the perfect – OMG look at that sad excuse for a girl!
Hufflepuff: Yeah, the 80’s called – they want their hair back!
Gryffindor: Look at those earrings. My god, there is no fashion sense at Hogwarts…
We’ll be back after these short messages…
-Izmaster

The shining brightness that Luna’s hair emitted caused all those around her to close their eyes.
-E.W. Jupp

Gryffindor Girl: *Next to Luna* Well, I still don’t believe you can see out of the back of your head.
Luna: Really? That’s too bad – behind me and to the left are a Slytherin and a Gryffindor trying to set my hair on fire by staring at it.
Girl: *Looks back* Actually, they seem to have already done that. Now, they’re going for your robe.
-Cecelia

Paris Hilton: *As a child* ‘NOOOO! Mom, I don’t want to go to school! I don’t care what the judge says, the principle said he didn’t want me back there. I’d rather go to jail!’
-HPLikeLike

If Malfoy Were a Girl, starring Dakota Fanning.
-Wendy

Luna: *Thinking* E=MC2, where ‘E’ equals the energy equivalent to the mass, ‘m’ equals the mass and ‘c’ equals the speed of light in a vacuum.
Ron: What d’you think she’s thinking about?
Hermione: Who knows. Her mind’s a complete blank.
-Sam

Luna: Looks like you have finally spotted those Crumple-Horned Snorkacks I’ve been telling everyone about!
Gryffindor Girl: Erm… No, Luna, you see, Moaning Myrtle just had another fit in the girls’ bathroom. The floor is flooded…
Luna: Oh! She must have been attacked by a Korkle-Humperdink! They only affect ghosts, you know… makes them go crazy, I’m telling yo-
Gryffindor Girl: No, Luna… she just got upset about being… oh, never mind. What’s the point?
Luna: It’s okay, Gryffindor Girl, I know exactly what I’m talking about.
Gryffindor Girl: *Muttering* Oh, for the love of Merlin…
Slytherin Boy: *Pointing* Hehehe! Looks like that Gryffindor girl’s never going to finish that conversation!
Gryffindor Boy: Shhh!
Hufflepuff Boy: Loony Lovegood will hear us!
Luna: Oh! Are you being attacked, too?
The Boys: *Groan*
Gryffindor Girl: *Legs it*
-Zoe

Luna: *Thinking* How will the people get the crowds to see thestrals in PotterWorld? I mean, they have to witness death to see them – I wonder if Alan Rickman will have to kill Michael Gambon in front of anyone?
-Allison

And all eyes were drawn to the girl whose originality seemed to make her glow – until the boys realized that it was just because the guy in charge of the lights had been replaced by Mars.
-A Marloe

‘Foolish children! I could not possibly be off the deep end; I am wearing my water-walking shoes!’
-Cassie

And so it was – Draco Malfoy, badly in need of a haircut, found himself wishing his father hadn’t taken the family’s last pair of scissors with him to prison.
-Courtney

Luna: *Thinking* Well, a teacher is talking, why am I the only one listening? Is this what Hermione feels like? Oh-no, I’m a know-it-all – HELP ME!
-Ashley

Luna decides that looking upwards ‘to the future’ will improve her optimism… unfortunately, it also increases the number of times people run into her.
-Sam

Girl: Why are you staring off into space, Luna?
Luna: Beats staring at the floor.
Girl: Oh…
-Kaleey J.

Luna: *To Herself* ‘It is a rather nice bum, isn’t it, boys?’
-Belle

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