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CC #257: Week of March 16, 2008

CC #257: Week of March 16, 2008

Week of March 16, 2008

Neville: I didn’t want the Room of Requirement to turn into this! How do I get out of here?
Blue: *Puts her paw print on the screen*
Neville: Oh! We need to play Blue’s Clues to figure out how to get out of here? Great… now where the heck is my handy dandy notebook?
-Jordan

Mailbox: How did you get here?
Neville: Well, Trevor skidoo-ed, and I could too.
-Nate

Neville: ‘I’m never going to pass my Apparition test now – this is worse than splinching!’
-HMD

IN the year 2014
Director: Okay, now, Matthew, I want you to look really happy to see all the little kids! Put on a great big smile!
Matt Lewis: *Sigh* You know, I used to be in the Harry Potter movies…
Director: Yeah, well, they don’t make those anymore, so now you’re stuck with this job.
Matt Lewis: I wish I could go back to the year 2008. Those were the days. Dan was still sober, Rupert hadn’t dyed his hair that horrible color and Emma hadn’t been in a single Roland Emmerich picture.
Director: Yeah, yeah, we know. Everyone from your generation wants to go back to the ’00s.
Matt Lewis: At least Tom Felton made it as an underwear model…
-Sam

Mailbox: It’s maaail tiiiime! *Sings the mail song*
Neville: Okay. So where are the owls?
Mailbox: What owls?
Neville: The owls that deliver the mail? Where are they?
Mailbox: Owls don’t deliver the mail here. I do.
Neville: YOU do? How?
Mailbox: Just reach inside me and get your mail.
Neville: That’s it?
Mailbox: That’s it.
Neville: I just reach inside you and get the mail?
Mailbox: Yes.
Neville: It doesn’t come falling from the sky or anything?
Mailbox: Nope, you just reach inside me to get your mail!
Neville: Oh. Well that’s boring. *Leaves*
-LeighAnne

Neville: ‘Ugh… I think I skadoo-ed a little too far…’
-Gina

Neville: ‘Welcome to Blue’s Clues and wow, have I got a surprise for you all. Today, instead of clues we’re looking for Horcruxes!’
-Jaylie

‘What am I doing in Luna’s house?’
-Victoria

Neville: This isn’t the D.A. room!
Harry: It’s not fitting my requirements!
Hermione: Luna… can you leave the room for a second?
-Victoria

‘Bloody hell – why can’t I just get splinched like everyone else?!’
-Brittany

Having never mastered Apparition, Neville had to resort to the Blue Skiddoo.
-William T.

Neville: *Walks into the dorm room and sees that it has been painted over to look like Blue’s Clues* ‘Very funny, guys. You could have just told me that the sweater was bad…’
-Helen

Neville soon discovers why smoking floo powder is illegal.
-Random

Director: Uh, Matthew? Why the blank look? Just read what’s on the cue cards.
Matt Lewis: You really expect me to say, ‘Blue ska-doo, we can too’? I didn’t sign up for this! I quit!
Blue: Steve never complained about the lines. Joe never complained about the lines. Mr. Big-Shot-Neville-Longbottom is too good for Blue’s Clues, huh? Well, we don’t need you! 1,500 other losers auditioned for this role!
-Beblunt

Neville never told anyone how the Room of Requirement first appeared when he went into hiding. He was forced to find food in the Hog’s Head – not because the Room failed to provide him with food, but because he was uncomfortable with eating food that spoke to him.
-Squiggy D.

‘Bloody hell! A clue!’
-Linsea

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