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CC #260: Week of April 6, 2008

CC #260: Week of April 6, 2008

Week of April 6, 2008

Ginny: I’ll trade your 32 pieces of toast for my 5 pound sausages.
Ron: Deal!
-JojoBK

Hermione: Since I’ve met your parents, I’m glad that you’ve finally met mine. How did it go?
Ron: It bwass horribhle! They insisted on checking by teeth, and dow by bouth ish completely numbh!
-Nora

Hermione: Do you ever stop eating?
Ron: Of course. I have to sleep, don’t I?
-Sam

Hermione: Ronald, you’re not eating the sausages, are you feeling okay? And what is that pamphlet about?
Ron: Stay out of it…
Ginny: It says, ‘Animals are friends, not food.’ Aww, Ron!
Blonde Boy: *Snorts into dish*
Ron: Hey, you had YOUR cause, Hermione; let me have mine!
-Maggie VB

Ron: ‘It Says here that the average wizarding family consists of no more than six children. Sorry, Ginny, guess you shouldn’t have been born.’
-Sam

Ron: *To Hermione* What? I had to find something that would take me in after you ditched me for Hogwarts, A History.
-Katie

Hermione: Ron, I want seven children.
Ron: *Chokes*
-Nymphy

Ron: NBC’s comedy night is returning this week after the writer’s strike. Too bad we don’t have a television.
Hermione: Because you’re so poor?
Ron: No, wizards… just don’t have televisions…
-Sam

Ron: Hermione, do you like seafood?!
Hermione: *Looks revolted*
Ginny: Ron, the scars from the last batch of canaries haven’t faded yet…
-Bexter

Ron would not soon forget the day he learned the exact meaning of the word ‘derriére,’ and this moment would change him… forever.
-ShoobyDooby

Hermione: Do you ever stop eating?
Ron: There’s an article in here that says every time you stop eating, you risk starving to death.
Hermione: By that same token, every time you stop studying, you risk failing.
Ron: Stupid article.
-Sam

Hermione: Ron, why do you have all that gauze in your mouth and why are your cheeks all swollen?
Ginny: Ron’s just had his wizards’ teeth removed.
-Farhibide

Hermione: Ron, what are you doing?!
Ron: It’s called cramming, Hermione. You may never have done it, but it exists.
Hermione: Yes, I know what it is! And I’m pretty sure it doesn’t involve food!
-Ashlee

Ron: It’s time for us to work on our lines for our Star Wars play.
Hermione: All right, I’ll go first. ‘Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!’
Ron: ‘Who’s scruffy-looking?’
Hermione: Good thing we aren’t anything like these characters in real life.
Ron: Totally.
-Sam

Hermione: ‘But, Ron, why would anyone want to eat 156 pieces of toast for breakfast just to have their name in that record book?’
-Betty Frog

Ginny: Ron, is that Manners for Morons?
Ron: *With his mouth full* Yeah, why?
Ginny: Have you passed ‘Eating Manners’?
Ron: *Still with mouth full* Yes, Ginny, now what is your point?
Ginny: MY point, Ronald, is that you just waisted 10 Sickles on a book.
Ron: *Mouth even fuller than before* How so?
-Keni

Ron: It says here that Umbridge is stupid.
Hermione: I doubt a magazine would print that.
Ron: No, I wrote that in myself.
-Sam

Ginny: Ron, are you actually reading a book?
Hermione: And practicing spells over dinner?
Ginny: Hang on – what’s that title? Magically Multiply Mouthwatering Meals?
Hermione: Do you ever think about anything besides your stomach?
Ron: *Sigh* There’s no way to win…
-Pegmatite

Ron: Hermione, can I ask you something, er… important?
Hermione: Yes, of course. *Thinking* At last… it took him the better part of seven years…
Ron: Could you pass the bacon?
-Charly

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