Kreacher successful in White House run

Further complicating an election that was filled with heavy racial and gender undertones, the House-Elf from the Harry Potter series made a lot of noise when he began to pursue and eventually win the Democratic Presidential nomination. The House-Elf defeated his opponent Alan Keyes in a landslide victory. Although he is not a natural born citizen of the United States and thus not technically eligible to run, Kreacher decided, after his display of heroism and show of solidarity to Harry Potter in the famous Battle of Hogwarts, that it was time to step out of the shadows and make a name for himself and ensure all House-Elves are represented in Congress.

When meeting Kreacher for the first time at his inauguration, President George Bush said, “You're free. And freedom is beautiful. We will prevail against the forces of tyranny and evil – against those who hate our freedom.”

Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying, “How dare he address Kreacher this way,” and proceeded to take out a saucepan and repeatedly hit the former president over the head. Bush’s doctors said shockingly, no damage was done.