CC #278: Week of August 17, 2008
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Slughorn: …so just do the whole ‘I don’t want to put my loved ones in danger’ thing. You know, Spider-Man style? That will definitely get the Weasley girl off your ba-
Ginny: *Walks in* Hey guys!
-Amanda B.
Ginny: *Going around the table* ‘Duck, duck, duck, duck… duck… *gets to Harry* GOOSE!’ *Runs away, thinking* I knew I’d get him to chase me somehow!
-Croudy
Ginny: *Enters*
Slughorn: Ah, Ginevra! We were just talking about you…
*Everyone at the table chuckles knowingly*
-Eduardo
Ginny: ‘Oh – sorry – thought this was the little sorceress’s room…’
-Amber
Ginny: Umm, Mrs. Figg’s spaceship just landed in the upstairs corridor. Does anyone know how to —
Harry: I’m on it. *Runs off*
-TheAnnoyed
Ginny: Leavemeus Andharrius Alonus!
Harry: Um….
-GoodMagic
Ginny’s accidental appearance in the Cannibalistic Red-Head Haters Club caused a sudden re-write of the seventh book.
-Bella
Ginny: All right, I’ll say what I’ve been wanting to say for years… I love my brother’s best friend!
Hermione: See, Harry, I always knew she had something for me…
-Uleen
Ginny really wished she hadn’t said anything; the whole room seemed to stare when she announced that she was moving Harry’s and her first kiss back to Summer of 2009.
-Elisa
Ginny: I’m sorry to keep everyone waiting, Professor.
Slughorn: No, no, Miss Weasley, you’re just in time! Now, WB on the other hand…
-LoonyLuna127
Hermione: *Whispers to Harry* So, how are you planning to ask Ginny out?
Harry: I think… I will kidnap her, take her to the dungeon and blackmail her until she says yes. *Grins cheekily*
Hermione: Why don’t you just ask her normally?
Harry: Don’t make it complicated.
-Candyfloss
As Nearly-Headless Nick floated quickly out of the room, Ginny had the creeping suspicion that she had just missed the Order’s rousing rendition of Monty Python’s ‘Knights of the Round Table.’
-Pippa
Ginny: Now… to your left is a fork and to your right is a spoon.
Neville: Hi, Fork.
Hermione: Hi, Spoon.
Both: *Crack up laughing*
-TheWho
Ginny: ‘Well, goodbye everyone! I’m going to New York to watch… I mean, to do… something…’
-Sam
