Week of March 29, 2009
Luna: ‘If IIIIIII were kinnng… of the forrrreesssttt…’
Luna: ‘Can anyone else smell cat?’
Ron: ‘Oi, Hermione! You could’ve done that with your hair all these years!’
Luna: Harry, could you get me out of this lion suit?
Harry: Uh… that isn’t a suit…
Lucy Pevensie: ‘What have you done to Aslan!’
Harry: Let me guess. A lion for Hallowe’en?
Luna: No. Hermione Granger.
Luna: ‘Guys could you help. I just got eaten by a big, unrealistic lion.’
Harry: Did you lose a bet?
Luna: It was either wear this or Neville’s sweater vest from OotP.
HarrY: ooo . . difficult choice.
Lion: ‘I think I just swallowed a Wrackspurt. *Opens mouth* Can you see it?’
Harry: Luna, I’m really glad that you’re supporting Gryffindor.
Luna: What do you mean ‘supporting Gryffindor’?
Luna: It’s the circle of Life!
Harry: No, Luna, those are the goalposts! And stop it, you’re distracting Ron!
Ron: Just Ron?
Lion: *Thinking* I should have ordered butterbeer…
Luna: ‘Do I have a large frog in my hair?’
Luna Lovegood: Half Lion, ALL Looney!!!
Luna: ‘Scar may have made a very handsome throwrug, but I must say, Mufasa makes a splendid top hat.’
Luna is always one step ahead of the fashion world… actually, make that three steps.
Evanna Lynch: ‘So, a movie premiere is not like a book release?’
Luna: It’s life-like! See, listen. *Points wand at head*
Lion: Excuse me, but where in the world are the cruelty to animals people?
Frosted Flakes’ new mascot: Luna the Liger.
the lion is a witch, but where is the wardrobe?
Lion: ‘OMNOM NOM NOM NOM’
Presenting The Complete Idiot’s Guide on Looking Out of Place.
The cover of Witch Weekly‘s latest Edition: Fantastic Wigs & Where to Find Them.
Ron and Harry: *singing* Wimoweh Wimoweh Wimoweh Wimoweh!
Luna: Okay guys…
Harry: *singing* In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…
Luna: Haha… now stop…
Ron: *in a high falsetto* Ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ahhh
Luna and Harry: …
Ron: *Sarcastically* Nice headgear, Luna.
Luna: It’s almost as nice as your mum’s hand-knitted sweaters.
Harry: Oh, snap.
Malfoy: ‘Hey, Loony, is that a hat you’re wearing or is a lion just throwing up your face?’
‘That’s weird… I thought being eaten by a lion would hurt more…’
Luna: ‘I talk to lions. They find me. Whisper things.’