CC #295: Week of April 5, 2009
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Harry: What are you thinking about, Ron?
Ron: How many more fangirls I’m going to have now that Emerson is engaged…
-Torrance K.
Harry: ‘Ron, since when do you do NyQuil commercials?’
-WhiteSeattle
Harry: Hey, Ron, whatcha thinking about?
Ron: Oh, I’m thinking about the fact that I am in love with Her-Herbology.
Hermione: That’s wonderful news, Ron. You’re starting to like school.
Harry: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, wonderful.
-l0versandl0sers
Ron: And… they’re coming to take me away, haha
They’re coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away, hahaaa…
-PygmyPuffs
Ron: ‘I’m smiling because the sun is shining and I don’t sparkle!’
-Cullencait
Ron: Be still, my heart.
Harry: It’s just a jar of Spider-B-Gone.
-Sam
Ron: ‘I pledge allegiance… to the lion… that nearly ate Luna’s head last week…’
-thedrunkenelf
Harry: *Looking at Ron* He’s either in love, or he’s got a brain parasite.
Ron: Ohhh, bliss!
Harry: I’m getting Madame Pomfrey.
-Jojo
Harry: Hermione, he’s only interested in you because he thinks you’re the brightest witch of your age.
Hermione: But… I am the brightest witch of my age!
-Julia Evans
Ron: *Thinking* ‘Draco Malfoy… the amazing, bouncing ferret…’
-Pam H.
Ron: ‘No! I said silver platter! What’s wrong with you?!’
-MonkeyShrine
‘How do I love thee, Hermione, let me count the ways. You do my homework, you write my essays…’
-Dude
Ron: I just had the most wonderful dream!
Hermione: *Off-screen* Was I in it?
Ron: No, but my mum’s roast beef was!
-Katie K.
Harry: Why are you so happy?
Ron: The Chudley Cannons won a game.
Harry: Didn’t the other team forfeit because they couldn’t stop laughing at how badly the Cannons were playing?
Ron: A win’s a win.
-Sam
While most boys imagine girls, Ron imagines bacon.
-Miranda
Ron: I’m ready for my bedtime story, Hermione!
Hermione: How about Cinderella?
Ron: Is that some sort of disease?
-Rose W.
Ron: Ahh. I love being woken up by the shining sun.
Gryffindor boys: HA HA HA!
Ron: Bloody hell, did I just say that out loud?
-amsb918
