Week of April 5, 2009
Harry: What are you thinking about, Ron?
Ron: How many more fangirls I’m going to have now that Emerson is engaged…
Harry: ‘Ron, since when do you do NyQuil commercials?’
Harry: Hey, Ron, whatcha thinking about?
Ron: Oh, I’m thinking about the fact that I am in love with Her-Herbology.
Hermione: That’s wonderful news, Ron. You’re starting to like school.
Harry: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, wonderful.
Ron: And… they’re coming to take me away, haha
They’re coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away, hahaaa…
Ron: ‘I’m smiling because the sun is shining and I don’t sparkle!’
Ron: Be still, my heart.
Harry: It’s just a jar of Spider-B-Gone.
Ron: ‘I pledge allegiance… to the lion… that nearly ate Luna’s head last week…’
Harry: *Looking at Ron* He’s either in love, or he’s got a brain parasite.
Ron: Ohhh, bliss!
Harry: I’m getting Madame Pomfrey.
Harry: Hermione, he’s only interested in you because he thinks you’re the brightest witch of your age.
Hermione: But… I am the brightest witch of my age!
Ron: *Thinking* ‘Draco Malfoy… the amazing, bouncing ferret…’
Ron: ‘No! I said silver platter! What’s wrong with you?!’
‘How do I love thee, Hermione, let me count the ways. You do my homework, you write my essays…’
Ron: I just had the most wonderful dream!
Hermione: *Off-screen* Was I in it?
Ron: No, but my mum’s roast beef was!
Harry: Why are you so happy?
Ron: The Chudley Cannons won a game.
Harry: Didn’t the other team forfeit because they couldn’t stop laughing at how badly the Cannons were playing?
Ron: A win’s a win.
While most boys imagine girls, Ron imagines bacon.
Ron: I’m ready for my bedtime story, Hermione!
Hermione: How about Cinderella?
Ron: Is that some sort of disease?
Ron: Ahh. I love being woken up by the shining sun.
Gryffindor boys: HA HA HA!
Ron: Bloody hell, did I just say that out loud?