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CC #297: Week of April 19, 2009

CC #297: Week of April 19, 2009

Week of April 19, 2009

Katie Bell begins to levitate
Harry: Well, that can’t be good…
-SEL

Harry: OH. MY. GOD.
Hermione: I know. I’d be scared, too, if Voldemort was flying through the air writing ‘SURRENDER HARRY’ in the air.
-Dobby’s Sock

Harry: Wow, Hermione, this is a great position for watching the comet! Wait – that comet looks awfully close… do you think maybe I should move?
BAM!!!!
Hermione: And that’s for all your angsty whining. *Walks off*
-Sam

Hermione: Hold me, Harry!
Harry: …I can’t, Hermione! It’s against the law here on MuggleNet.
Hermione: …?
-DeathlyH

Harry: ‘I’m glad Katie Bell is on the Quidditch team… She really can fly!’
-Potter_Fanatic

Harry: Do you think we should bring Ron down off the thestral?
Hermione: No, no. Just let him keep thinking that he has magical flying underwear.
-Mrs. Cullen/Weasley

Harry: *Singing* Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky
It had on a skull mask, and two dark eyes
I commenced to shakin’ and I said ‘ooh-eee’
It looks like an evil Death Eater to me
It was a dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater

Hermione: Dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater?
Harry: A dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater. Sure looks mad to me.
Well he came down to earth and appeared by a tree
I said Mr. evil Death Eater, don’t curse me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff:
‘I’m gonna curse you cuz you think you’re tough’
It was a dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater

Hermione: Dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater?
Harry: A dark-eyed, skull-masked, flyin’ evil Death Eater. Sure looks mad to me…
–Special Thanks to Sheb Wooley–
-TDRizzle

‘Alright, who put us in a snow globe?!’
-Tara.Seanan

Hermione: Thanks for agreeing to come with me to Durmstrang. I wouldn’t have wanted to go alone and you know how Ron would have reacted.
Harry: Wait, they have their own heated swimming pool? That’s not fair!
Hermione: They also practically teach the Dark Arts, you know.
Harry: Still.
-Sam

Voldemort: *Off-screen* You are gettin sleepy.
Harry and Hermione: Uh-huh.
Voldemort: When I snap my fingers, you will do as I say. *Snaps fingers* Now, I want a double-mocha iced latte with skim milk and extra cinnamon on top.
Harry and Hermione: Wait, what?
Voldemort: Don’t ask questions. Just get it.
-ToadalisciouslySnorcack

Hermione: ‘I told you we should have checked the weather before going camping…’
-Olivia C.

Hermione: Oh my gosh! Is that Katie Bell?
Harry: Wow, Red Bull really does give you wings.
-Becca

Harry: Now it’s my turn. I’m thinking of something dark and mysterious. It’s a thing we don’t know! If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones!
Hermione: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Harry: I don’t want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let’s play the ‘let’s not die’ card!
-Kitten

Hermione: Look, Harry…Shelves and shelves of them…
Harry: But I don’t want new glasses! I like my ROUND ones!
-MonkeyShine

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