CC #298: Week of April 26, 2009

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Dumbledore always played Beater in the annual faculty-Ministry Quidditch game, as it gave him an opportunity to lob Bludgers at certain members of the Wizengamot.
-Madelyn

‘Harry, get behind me, we shall be taking my rofl-copter.’
-Andres R.

Harry: ‘Well, I guess this hot shoulder is better than the cold shoulder you gave me in the last movie.’
-Sarah

Dumbledore: ‘If Harry can play the piano, then gosh darnit, I can surf!’
-Katy

Harry (off-screen): ‘Sir, was my piano playing that bad? Did you really have to set fire to it?’
-fanpire-86

Dumbledore: Look at me, Harry! I’m going to fly into the sun!
Harry: Er, sir, Icarus already tried that and it didn’t do him any favors…
Dumbledore: Well, I’m not stupid, Harry! I’ll go at night!
-Laura J.

Alas, firewhisky
-Dumbledore’s Barmy

Dumbledore: (singing)
I fell into a burning ring of fire.
I went down down down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire.
-wrightnat

Dumbledore poses in his promotional movie poster for Harry Potter Origins: Albus Dumbledore.
-Dementress

Dumbledore: ‘Shame you had to see me on a burning day…’
-Brittany

Harry: Professor, why did you stop firing at the Inferi? They’re coming closer! They’re going to get us! Do something!
Dumbledore: Sorry, Harry, I’ll work on that in a minute. First, I have to update my Twitter.
-Missy S.

Announcer: ‘Next week, on World’s Most Dangerous Jobs, we visit vulcanologist Albus Dumbledore as he visits Mount Doom!’
-Julia

Dumbledore: Give me the Horcrux, Tom!
Voldemort: Ok, ok. I’ve hidden the Horcrux in one of these 26 briefcases.
Dumbledore: Hmm… 4. I’m feeling 4.
Voldemort: Is it number 4? (The briefcase opens and it’s £5)
Dumbledore: Oh! It’s ok though, I’m just happy to be on T.V.
-Hannah

Many people enjoy burnt toast; no one enjoys burnt Dumbledore…
-ErisedStraeh

Dumbledore then decided he hated California and all of its uncontrollable wildfires.
-Adam

Dumbledore: *Singing sofly* Give’em the old Razzle Dazzle. Razzle Dazzle’em. Show’em the first-rate sorcerer you are…
-McLizzie

Dumbledore: *To self* Maybe if I disguise myself as Zeus and throw lightning bolts Voldemort will surrender.
Voldemort: Ahhh! It’s Zeus, Greek king of the gods! Everybody, run for your lives!
Dumbledore: *Snicker*
-Phoenix_Rising