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CC #310: Week of November 8, 2009

CC #310: Week of November 8, 2009

Week of November 8, 2009

Things were quite different at Hogwarts ever since Dumbledore made the professors deduct points using long division.
Snape: ‘Okay, carry the four…’
-David

Bellatrix: *Whispers* Make the Unbreakable Vow!
Snape: May I suggest a compromise? How about I make the… *Alan Rickman pause* …Breakable Vow?
-Sam

From the producers of ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′, TLC presents: Bellatrix and Snape Plus an Ape.
-Mollie

Snape: They’re calling it a ‘flash-forward’?
Bellatrix: That’s what I heard.
Snape: Well, I didn’t have one…
-Sean

Bellatrix: You kill Dumbledore.
Snape: *Makes expression in picture*
-Elvendork17

The new Snape waxwork was attracting all the wrong attention.
-Phill-Luvs-Luna

Bellatrix: C’mon, Severus, you know you want to…
Snape: Fine, but only one chili cheese dog. And don’t tell Minerva – she has me on this ‘salad diet’.
-Notwen

‘Oh, so Burger King’s double cheeseburgers are bigger than McDonald’s. We have to do something about that! Wormtail, get your french maid costume and three or four packs of lightbulbs.’
-Charlie

Bellatrix: ‘Wow, the Dark Lord was right… your skin is flawless.’
-Sydney

Severus: It was you? You killed Sirius Black?
Bellatrix: Yes.
The wedding was held two weeks later.
-Emily

Snape: You’re not Lily.
Bella: I know, but wasn’t that love potion fun while it lasted?
-Glen

Bellatrix: I’m sorry. I just don’t think your scar looks like a lightning bolt.
Snape: Oh, what do you know, anyway?
-Sydney

Snape: Three words. Breath. Mint. NOW.
-Angi

Bellatrix: Is your patronus really a doe? *Snickers*
Snape: …
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