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CC #312: Week of November 22, 2009

CC #312: Week of November 22, 2009

Week of November 22, 2009

Harry: Hi, Neville! It’s great you’re volunteering to give out drinks!
Neville: Well, I didn’t really volunteer… I just put on the suit Gran sent me and they handed me this tray….
-Bella

Harry: Wow, you’re tall. You should play basketball.
Neville: Wow, you’re short. You should play miniature golf!
-FredisDead

Harry: I love being on a cruise – wait! Neville? What are you doing here?
Neville: I’m a waiter here.
Harry: Recession?
Neville: Yep.
-Thinkypunk

Awkward moments at the Hogwarts Class of ’97 five-year reunion.
-Kata_Waz_Here

Neville: And what would you like, sir?
Harry: Voldemort’s head on a platter.
Neville: Cannibal! *Runs away*
-Sam

Harry: ‘Hey, Neville, did you get dressed in Instant Darkness Powder again?’
-TheDrunkenElf

Harry: Neville? You’re serving?
Neville: It’s the only way I could get in the movie, Harry!
-LauraTheExplorer

Harry: *Thinking* WOW am I glad Voldemort chose me…
-Akacj18

Neville: ‘Welcome to Fantasy Island. *Whispers* Ginny’s over there, Harry.
-AJ

Neville: Want a drink, Harry?
Harry: Nah, I’m fine.
Neville: Want a drink, Harry?
Harry: No, really, I said I’m fine.
Neville: *Coughs* Erm… do you want a drink, Harry?
Harry: Neville, will you please shut up and go away?
Neville: But, if I sell five more drinks I get a pink bike…
-CrazyChicken

‘No, Neville, the Titanic will not sink while you’re away.’
-Grace

Last Sunday, Professor Slughorn began his new Energy Saving Club, where students act as glowing lamps.
-Nasim

Neville: Would you care for some escargo de france with a side of a patte de fruja?
Harry: Huh?
Neville: Snails and a moldy chicken patty.
-Renee

Nineteen years later…
Harry: Neville? Neville Longbottom? Gosh, I thought that you must have fallen off the face of the earth! I have’t heard from you in years! How have you been?
Neville: Harry? Oh, I’ve been alright. Er, would you like some champagne?
Harry: Certainly. But why are you serving drinks?
Neville: Yeah, well, it’s a long story, but… I should have gone to FreeCreditReport.com. *Begins to sing*
-Vivian

The Bad Posture Committee’s first meeting is now in session…
-Cassie D.

Neville: ‘The Batmobile is ready, Mr. Wayne.’
-Ariel

Harry: Trying to get community service hours, Neville?
Neville: No – this is Slughorn’s idea of detention…
-Ivie

Neville: ‘The only thing that can stand between us, Harry, is that blonde over there standing between us.’
-Cassie D.

Neville: ‘M sorry, Harry, but I’m going to need to see your I.D.
Harry: …
-Sean

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