Week of January 31, 2010
Hermione: *Reads label* ‘Best if used by November, 2008.’
Ginny: They really should have released this movie on time.
Hermione: We’re not still harping on that, are we?
Hermione: *Pacing* Fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake! Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog!
Ginny: Seriously, Hermione, stop. Now.
Hermione: What are these?
Fred: Some guy named Alexandre Desplat donated these to us. Said Harry Potter fans can take them for free and drink them just before watching Deathly Hallows Part 1.
Ginny: *Reads label* ‘Musical Composer Infatuation Draught’?
Ginny: Watch out, Hermione! The pink octopus is going to get you!
Hermione: *Reading* ‘Ooh, good, it says it even works on people with the emotional range of a teaspoon…’
Ginny: Ooo, love potions. These look like a good idea.
Hermione: Yeah – you know who else thought they were a good idea? Voldemort’s mother.
Hermione: Do you think this Love Potion will work on Ron?
Ginny: I don’t know – do you think it will work on Kellan Lutz?
Ginny: *Uneasy* ‘George, however did you get a hold of Professor Umbridge’s memories?‘
Love Potion 1: Hey, check out this hot chick over here!
Love Potion 2: *Cat calls*
Love Potion 3: Hey, baby! How ’bout you come take a swig outta me?
George: Note to self. Talking Love Potion bottles, a bad idea.
Hermione: *Thinking* Oh my Goodness, Ronald! You shouldn’t have! *Puts diamond ring on left hand*
Ron: I didn’t….
Hermione: ‘This isn’t love potion! It’s teenage hormones!’
-The Chosen One