Dear Professor Sprout,
My grandma wanted new plants in her garden, so I bought her some Devil’s Snare.
Unfortunately, it was very sunny the last few days and now you can barely see them. Do you have advice how I can make them grow again?
A Half-Blood Gardener
Dear Half-Blood Gardener,
Do you actually like your grandmother? Or are you something of an idiot? Devil’s Snare will kill her. Quite frankly it’s a good job the sun came out, or I’d have had to inform the Aurors of your sinister intentions! Please, I beg of you, take proper precautions, and call the Control of Magical Plants Department at the Ministry so they can remove it all for you.
Professor P. Sprout