Week of August 25, 2013
It’s that time of year again… senior pictures.
‘I stole the last cookie… so now I am in time out.’
Grindelwald: Geez, what happened to your face?
Voldemort: I’m evil!
Grindelwald: I’m evil, too, but I didn’t let that stop me from looking in a mirror once in a while.
Voldemort: *Sobs* Why are you so mean…?!
And so Grindelwald lost yet another staring contest to the wall.
‘One one-thousand, two one-thousand… counting the days…’
‘There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I’ve counted them many times.’
‘You’re late. FIFTY years late. I’m not paying for that pizza.’
Voldemort: How did Dumbledore defeat you, when you had the Elder Wand?
Grindelwald: He said, ‘Look, a squirrel!’ – and he knows how much I like squirrels.
The Woman in Black’s new husband: The Man in Gray.
‘Please tell me you brought the vomit flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor jellybean I asked for. I have been craving that thing for nearly fifty years.’
Despite his imprisoned state, Grindelwald managed to make a tidy sum modeling for dungeon NPC’s in video games and some tabletop RPG’s.
Grindelwald: ‘And welcome, folks, to today’s episode of, Which Prison is Right For You?‘
-The Doctor’s Daughter
The first publisher who said, ‘Sorry, Ms. Rowling, but I don’t think your story will sell.’