The Biggest Peeves

Dear Mr. Filch,

What has been your worst experience with Peeves so far?

Sincerely,

Hazelnuts

Dear Hazel,

I was going to answer this question, but the loud crash I just heard tells me Peeves is at it again. I’ll be back later, after a *long* talk with Headmistress McGonagall.

Sincerely,
Argus Filch