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All Scar


All Scar

(to the tune of “All Star” by Smash Mouth)

Somebody once told me: “Great things you’re gonna show me,
Your wand’s just like the one Voldy had”
She was looking kinda dumb standing up, lifting her hand,
In that class after those questions Snape asked.

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Voldy’s trying to kill me but I just keep on running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
I keep saving the world, I’m Quidditch number one
So much to do, so much to see
So why not go through to Hogsmeade?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
No Butterbeer if you don’t go

Hey now, you’re an All Star, got your Quidditch game, go play
Hey now, you have got a scar, fight Voldemort away
And all that glitters is gold
Only Golden Snitches break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets cooler
You beat Malfoy now, wait until you get older
But everyday Ginny loves you deeper
Judging by the way you saved her from Tom Riddle

The ice in the lake is getting pretty thin
The water’s not warm but still Krum’s gonna swim
My world’s on fire, it was a skrewt’s work,
Walk them all day long and you’ll never get bored

Hey now, you’re an All Star, got your Quidditch game, go play
Hey now, you have got a scar, fight Voldemort away
And all that glitters is gold
Only Golden Snitches…

Somebody once asked:
“Can I take you to the dance?”
I need to get myself away from this place!
I can’t dance! I’m stuck in a mess
I wanted to take Cho myself
But Cedric Diggory got her instead…

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Voldy’s trying to kill me but I just keep on running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
I keep saving the world, I’m Quidditch number one
So much to do, so much to see
So why not go through to Hogsmeade?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
Ron: Go!
No Butterbeer if you don’t go

Hey now, you’re an All Star, got your Quidditch game, go play
Hey now, you have got a scar, fight Voldemort away
And all that glitters is gold
Only Golden Snitches break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only Golden Snitches break the mold.

Submitted by: KnowItAll268

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