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Beautiful Granger

Beautiful Granger


(to the tune of “Beautiful Stranger” by Madonna.)

I’ve just caught on
You’re some kind of beautiful Granger
You would be good for me
First noticed you just now, Granger

If I’m smart then I’ll ask you out
But I’m not so I guess I’ll pout
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful Granger

I watched you dance with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I just wish I weren’t so dumb
That’s why I’m singing this song

Bridge:

I know now, that I love you
You’re everything I need
And everybody knows

That we will end these books together
I’ll have to grow up first,
And swallow all my pride

Chorus:

Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful Granger
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful Granger

If I’m smart then I’ll ask you out
But I’m not so I guess I’ll pout
Haven’t you guessed
I fell in love with a beautiful Granger

You sang Weasley is Our King
My heart was dancing all through the rings
I’d win the quidditch cup for you
If I could finally get to be with you

(bridge)

I watched you dance with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I wish that he had never come
That’s why I’m singing this song to you

(bridge)

I’ll have to grow up first,
And swallow all my pride

(chorus)

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