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CC #368: Week of December 1, 2013

CC #368: Week of December 1, 2013

Week of December 1, 2013

Griphook: Here we meet our first challenge. We have to… get up these stairs.
Hermione: *Gulp*
-Nora

Griphook: ‘Good morning?’ ‘Good morning?!’ You’re Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewy-eyed schoolgirl!
Ron: So, does this mean Hermione was wrong to bring along our homework?
Griphook: Yes.
Hermione: But we can work on it while we’re riding the tram down to the vault!
Griphook: Absolutely not! We’ll have more important things to worry about.
Hermione: Come on, we can multitask!
-Sam

Bellatrix: ‘Harry! I don’t know what you hope to accomplish with this meeting, but I will NOT DATE GRIPHOOK!’
-The Doctor’s Daughter

Hermione: ‘Harry, you can’t keep using that elixir to keep you young! You can see, Ron and I have moved on! We’re allowing ourselves to age! Why don’t you do the same?’
-Elsje

Harry: Bellatrix. Thank God I found you. Listen. The others are trying to break into Gringotts, but if you and Greyback wait by the-
Hermione: Harry it’s me.
Harry: Oh…. well… this is awkward.
-Nora

Harry: You’re Bellatrix Lestrange now, so you’re going to need to do some really awful things to keep your cover.
Hermione: You mean like… hand my homework in late?
Harry: Um, worse than that.
Hermione: How about I… don’t do my homework at all? Wow, am I out of control!
Harry: Oh boy, this might take a while.
-Sam

Harry: Why was Diagon Alley made unplottable?
Hermione: To keep out Muggle tourists, of course. Why go to Florida or Spain when you can spend your holiday shopping in the dankest, dirtiest, most claustrophobic outdoor shopping mall in Europe?
-Glen

‘Sirius, I told you to bring bells for tricks, not Bellatrix.’
-Hannah

Harry: Ron, your face looks terrible! That Polyjuice potion is really something!
Ron: I haven’t had any.
Harry: Oh. Um, how about those Chudley Cannons, eh?
-Biff

Harry: Are you guys sure this is an extraordinHARRY plan?
Hermione: I think he has some BELLAtricks up his sleeve…
Ron: I’m sure there’s nothing wRONg.
Griphook: Hurry up, we need to get going. Time is ‘short’!
-Naz

Griphook: All right. After that mix-up, we need to find out whether this is Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix, or Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione. How should we do that?
Ron: Hey, I’ve got an idea! Why don’t we Apparate into Hogwarts to get the last Horcrux?
Hermione: For the last time, Ronald, you CAN’T Apparate OR Disapparate on Hogwarts grounds!
Harry: It’s Hermione.
-Sam

‘Who wants to walk up the dark alley first?’
-Lilly

Griphook: ‘Harry, STOP HUMMING!’
-Em

And they all got high in the alley. Well… not Griphook. He got medium.
-Elsje

Harry: Just be careful. We don’t want to come out one man short…
Everyone: *Looks at Griphook*
Griphook: Very amusing, Potter. Just remember who has the key to your parents’ fortune.
-Catherine

Harry: Why do you look so worried, Hermione?
Hermione: I don’t know if I can pull off being nasty.
Harry: Sure you can, just think of Ron with Lavender.
-Kal-El

Griphook: All right, here comes Voldemort. You’re Bellatrix, so you’re going to have to act… interested.
Hermione: What?!
Griphook: It’s necessary to keep character. You want us to get that Horcrux, don’t you?
Hermione: Nope, no way! I’m out.
-Sam

People: *Caroling loudly off-key*
Hermione: It has begun…
Ron: Brace yourselves, my friends…
-Bob

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