(to the tune of “Cruella de Vil” from 101 Dalmations.)
The terror of Hogwarts and Hogsmeade village,
She’s even more irritating than a midge!
You can clearly see she raided the fridge!
Look out for Dolores Umbridge
At first you think Umbridge is a sweetie,
But after time has taken its toll.
At first, you’ll realize
She’s never sympathised,
And she should be put on the dole!
She bullies students,
That inhuman toad,
We need to really kick,
That really wide load
Hogwarts was such a great place until
Dolores Dolores Umbridge!