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Harry

Harry

(to the tune of “Lady” by Lenny Kravitz.)

I’m sorry for you baby Harry
I know that all this must be scary
But you look so cute
You’re so sweet

Don’t be afraid because you’re safe now
With your aunt and uncle who’s a cow
And your cousin’s a pig
He’s a swine

I know you don’t get no credit
But soon you’ll know you’re a wizard
Dumbledore will send your letter
And Hagrid sure will find you
And you will no longer be blue
Cuz you’re so dang cute!
You’re so sweet!

Never knew nothin’ about Hogwarts
Funny Ronnie and Hermy who’s short
Oh you’re life will be fine
‘Cept for Him
Soon Voldy will come and try to kill you
He’s evil and will get inside you
But you’ll hold up fine
You’re devine

Soon you’ll be a super hero
Then go on down to zero
But Ron and Hermy will love you
Sure, everyone else doubts you
But there’s no reason to be blue
Cuz you’re such a sly wiz!
You’re so fine!

Yeah!
Evil Snape can read your mind!
All the time!
He will make you feel so bad!
And he’ll get you so mad!
Yeah!
He’s so bad!

But now your Godfather’s gone
And now summer will seem long
He’s gone but he ain’t lost yet
Just go on home, don’t you dare fret
Listen to Luna Lovegood!
Listen to Luna Lovegood!
She will help you understand
It’s alright!

Yeah!
Voldemort will read your mind!
All the time!
He will make you feel so sad!
And he’ll get you so mad!
Yeah!
He’s so bad!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Submitted by: Alexa

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