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Harry Potter (Kill Voldemort)

Harry Potter (Kill Voldemort)

(to the tune of “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” by Big & Rich.)

Well, I walk into the room passin’ out hundreds of wands,
Because he kills and he thrills like the horns on buckbeak’s head.
I never seen anything that’s worse than that one single curse (Avada Kadavra)
This town ain’t never gonna be the same.

Chorus:
So I saddle up my broom and I fly into the city.
I make a lot of noise cause the town it is so bloody.
Ridin’ up and down Hogwarts on my old stud Firebolt
And the school says “save Harry potter, kill Voldemort, “and the school says “save Harry potter, kill Voldemort.”

Well, i don’t give a dang about nothing
I’m dreamin’ about Cho Chang, while the school is drinkin’ butterbeer.
And I wouldn’t trade my Firebolt for your Nimbus or your Cleansweep or Shooting Star cause, ah,
My Firebolt is better!

(Chorus)

Well I’m a wizard that’s what Hagrid said on the Dursley’s island.
Now I’m 14 and got Triwizard winnings.
But his evaluation of my wizard reputation had me buzzin’ lots of questions all night long.
So I took Cho out doing charms and introduced her to my old black dog and taught her every single spell I know. We made love!

(Chorus)

Submitted by: Jonathan O.

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