Have Some Fun

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to the tune of “Soak Up the Sun” by Sheryl Crow

My friend Lord Voldemort
Has it in for me
I can’t avoid his blast,
So I’m stuck here with the Dursleys

I don’t get any mail
I don’t get any news
I’ve been left to rot
And I’ve got the blues

I wanna cast a few spells
Wanna have some fun
Before I get expelled.

Can’t you get that

I just wanna ride on a broom,
‘Stead of being locked in my room
Why can’t summer end?

Wanna cast a few spells.

Now I’ve got a crummy trial
Fudge don’t care near enough
To listen to the truth
Why would I make this up?

Every time I turn around
The Daily Prophet’s makin’ me a clown
I just want to be free
Why does everything happen to me?

I wanna cast some spells
Wanna have some fun
Before I get expelled.

Can’t you get that

I just wanna ride on a broom,
‘Stead of being locked in my room
Why can’t they just understand?

I wanna ride on my broom
Before the world goes ka-boom

I wanna cast some spells
Before Voldemort blasts me to hell.

Don’t have no master plan,
But I’m still who I am,
You’ll know I’m right someday, but maybe
I can prove that I’m not crazy.

Every time I turn around
The Daily Prophet’s makin’ me a clown
I just want to be free
Can’t you just let me be?

I wanna cast some spells,
Wanna have some fun
Before I get expelled.

Can’t you get it that
I just wanna ride on my broom
Detention will be my doom
If Voldy don’t get me first.

And I just wanna have some fun,
I’ve got my Quidditch robes on so I
Can rock on.

Submitted by: Rebecca