Hey Draco Malfoy

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to the tune of “Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s

Hey Draco Malfoy
How’s it over there in Britain
You’re 3498 miles away
But you really have me smitten
Yes, you do
Harry isn’t as cool as you
I swear it’s true

Hey Draco Malfoy
Your dad’s in with the Dark Lord
All your family are Death Eaters
When they kill
You know they are bored
Don’t join them
The rest of the world will be condemned
It could be the end

Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy

Hey Draco Malfoy
You don’t envy Harry’s scar
You’re a high class pureblood
You wouldn’t be caught dead flyin’ a Muggle car
Muggles are dirt
To Dumbledore’s ways you won’t revert
To him you are curt

Hey Draco Malfoy
You’ve got to make a choice now
Voldy or Harry, what side will you choose
You have to make a vow
Don’t join your dad
You’d make millions of fangirls sad
And very mad

Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy

3498 miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
My friends all make fun of me
And I’ll just laugh along because I know
That none of them have felt this way
Draco I can promise you
That by the time the books are through
My world will never ever be the same
And J.K. Rowling’s to blame

Hey Draco Malfoy
I know that you’re only fiction
Though you’re already done with school
I’ll be out in just a few years
So please don’t shed too many tears
Don’t get put down by your fellow peers
Draco, please ignore their cruel jeers
Just 5 more years

Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Oh Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy

Submitted by: Samantha