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Hoggy-Hogwarts Train

Hoggy-Hogwarts Train

(to the tune of “Summer Holiday” by Cliff Richard.)

Scene: September 1st, 1991 at King’s Cross Station, Platform 9 3/4. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville and Seamus have just met on the platform. They are all very excited and burst into song!

Harry:
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train,
No more Dursleys, or Privet Drive too.

Ron:
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train.
I’m told Dumbledore is cuckoo.
We’ll see if it’s true.

Harry:
We’re going off to Hogwarts castle, Surrounded by a tree or two.

Hermione:
I’ve read it in Hogwarts: A History.
Now let’s see if its true.

Harry:
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train
No more Dursleys, or Privet Drive too.

Ron:
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train.
I’m told Dumbledore is cuckoo.
We’ll see if it’s true.

Seamus:
I really cannot wait to be Sorted.
I wonder what the hat will choose.

Neville:
If I’m Slytherin I’ll be angry.
And I’ve lost Trevor, too!

All:
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train.
We are gonna learn a spell or two.
We’re all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train.

Hermione:
There’s lots of magic to do.

Ron:
We’re the Hogwarts Crew.

All:
On the Hoggywarts choo!

Submitted by: Katie Jarvis

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