I’m in the Order Now (Snape’s Song)

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to the tune of “You’re in the Army Now” by Status Quo

A new location in a foreign camp
Voldemort does the best he can
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now

Now you remember what Voldie said –
Nothing to do all day but spy like mad
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

For the Death Eaters, I’m the hero of the neighborhood
Nobody knows that I left for good
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

Smiling faces at Dumbledore’s command
But once he leaves no one gives a damn
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

Curses, jinxes flying over your head
If you want to survive — best playing dead
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

Voices ring out in the dead of night
Potter shouts, “You coward, stand up and fight!”
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

You’ve got your orders – flash of bright green light
Your hand holds the wand
But it don’t seem right!
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

Night is falling and you just can’t see
Is this illusion or reality
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!
I’m in the Order now
Oh, oh, I’m in the Order now!

Submitted by: Liana

 

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