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Killer

Killer

(to the tune of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson.)

It’s close to midnight and Lord Voldy is lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see him and it almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed

‘Cause this is killer, killer night
And no one’s gonna save you from Voldy who’s gonna strike
You know it’s killer, killer night
You’re fighting for your life inside a chiller, killer tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel his cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear Vold-emort creeping up behind
You’re out of time

‘Cause this is killer, killer night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with crimson eyes, girl
killer, killer night
You’re fighting for your life inside a chiller, killer tonight

Werewolves are calling, the Inferi start to walk in their masquerade
There’s no escaping the cruel jaws of Fenrir this time
(They’re open wide)
This is the end of your life

He’s out to get you, there’s Dementors closing in on every side
He will possess you unless you quickly learn how to close your mind
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I’ll save you from the terror in this scene
I’ll make you see

That this is killer, killer night
‘Cause I can thrill you more than any wolf would ever dare to try
killer, killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Thriller, diller, chiller, killer here tonight

‘Cause this is killer, killer night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare to try
Killer, killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a Chiller, Killer, ow!

(I’m gonna kill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Inferi crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls neighborhood

I’m gonna kill ya tonight, ooh baby
I’m gonna kill ya tonight, oh darlin’
Killer night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of seventy thousand years
And grizzly giants from every hill
Are closing in to brutally kill

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the killer

Aah hah ha ha
Aah hah ha ha

Submitted by: Misbah

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