Ministry Idiot

Ministry Idiot

(to the tune of “American Idiot” by Green Day.)

Don’t want to be a Ministry idiot.
An organization controlling the media
They refuse to say Voldemort’s returned
And ignore the people who’re dying.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything is meant to be okay.
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow.
We are the ones who’re meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

The Order are the only sane people
We’re not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to Fudge’s paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything is meant to be okay.
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow.
We are the ones who’re meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

Don’t want to be a Ministry idiot.
An organization controlling the media.
They refuse to say Voldemort’s returned
And ignore the people who’re dying.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything is meant to be okay.
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow.
We are the ones who meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

Submitted by: Hannah R.

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