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One Short Day (In Hogsmeade Village)

One Short Day (In Hogsmeade Village)

(to the tune of “One Short Day (In the Emerald City)” by Stephen Schwartz.)

FRED: (Spoken)
Come with us, to Hogsmeade Village.

STUDENTS:
One short day in Hogsmeade Village.

HARRY: (Spoken)
Cool. I really wanted to go to Hogsmeade!

STUDENTS:
One short day, in Hogsmeade Village…
One short day, in Hogsmeade Village.
One short day, to have an adventure!
Every way, that you look in Hogsmeade,
There’s somewhere so neat, you’ll want to be, but you can’t lurk.

HARRY:
There are candy shops like a dream!

FRED & GEORGE:
Zonko’s Joke Shop…

HERMIONE:
But no library.

RON:
Come on!

HERMIONE:
Come here!

HERMIONE & RON:
Isn’t that fab?

HARRY & DRACO:
My worst enemy is here, but oh well.

RON:
That looks so cool!

HERMIONE:
Butterbeer I smell!

ALL:
As you can see, it’s never drab!
I wanna be in this paradise…

GEORGE:
So we’ll open up a joke shop here!

FRED:
We’ll have poisoned butterbeer.

HERMIONE:
Guys, that isn’t very nice….

ALL:
One short day, in Hogsmeade Village!
One short day, full of magic!

RON:
I’m so glad Harry’s in here.

HERMIONE:
But if there’s a trace he’s been here, it’ll be tragic!

HARRY: (Spoken)
It really sucks about the Dementors though.

BOYS:
Who’s the worst?
Who’s worser?
Who’s sucking of merry-er,
is making Hogsmeade scarier?
Who’s the worst?
Who’s worser love of happiness sucking,
has all of us thumb-sucking?
Woooooooo….
The awful Dementors!

ALL:
One short day, in Hogsmeade Village!
One short day, full of magic.
What a way to be spending the day!

HERMIONE:
Where so many track to…

RON:
We’re coming back, too!

HARRY:
And then, just like now, we will say…

RON:
We’re just three friends.

HARRY:
Three good friends.

HERMIONE:
Three best friends.

ALL:
Sharing one magical ONE….SHORT….

STUDENT: (Spoken)
Professor McGonagall is coming!

ALL:
DAY!

Submitted by: Susie

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