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Owl Post

Owl Post

(to the tune of “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3.)

Tight ropes, envelopes, makes the owls go
Hoo-hoo!
Breakfast time they all fly through like
Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
Let-ters, for-you, all the owls say
Hoo-hoo!
That’s the way the Owl Post do like
Hoo-hoo!

CHORUS:
Cause I just sent an owl, just sent an owl, just sent an owl
To Ron Weasley
Cause I just got the mail, just got the mail, just got the mail
From Pigwidgeon
I think owls should know, how, to make postage stamps irrelevant without
leaving their traces around, now,
Muggle Post is just another thing I never learned to try out.

Tired wings, package strings, makes the owls go
Hoo-Hoo!
All the people in the hall now:
Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
Howler, for you, and a daily prophet too
Everybody’s staring now, like
Hoo-hoo!

CHORUS:
Cause I just sent an owl, just sent an owl, just sent an owl
To Ron Weasley
Cause I just got the mail, just got the mail, just got the mail
From Pigwidgeon
I think owls should know, how, to make postage stamps irrelevant without
leaving their traces around, now,
Muggle Post is just another thing I never learned to try out.
How do I say I’m sorry cuz the owls are always screeching about?

Submitted by: Renee ‘Rhindleby’

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