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Quidditchman

Quidditchman

(to the tune of “Superman” by Five for Fighting.)

I can’t wait to fly
Get on that broomstick
Zoom around the pitch
And find that small Snitch!

I feel like a bird!
I just want to fly!
I feel like a free wind in the open sky!

And it’s not easy to catch that Snitch.

Wish that I could fly
Never stop to land
Find a way to stay
In that open air all day!

It may sound stupid
But won’t you agree?
Flying high above the ground with me.

I may be real mad
But don’t be too mean!
Even Seekers have the right to dream.

And it’s not easy to catch that Snitch.

Up, up, and away from Malfoy
Well, it’s all right
Slytherin will lose tonight
I’m just crazy…for Quidditch…

I can’t wait to fly
Get on that broomstick
Zoom around the pitch
And catch that small Snitch!

I’m only a boy with a stupid red scar
Searching for a glint of gold on my Firebolt
Only a boy with a stupid red scar
Looking for a winged thing inside the pitch
Inside the pitch
Inside the pitch
Yeah, inside the pitch
Inside the pitch.

I’m only a boy
With a stupid red scar
Only a boy
Looking for a Snitch.

I’m only a boy
With a funny red scar
And it’s not easy, ooh, ooh, ooh…

It’s not easy to catch that Snitch.

Submitted by: Niki Blois

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