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Scars Suck

Scars Suck

(to the tune of “Love Hurts” by Nazareth.)

Scars hurt, scars suck
Spells wound, and so do Dark Marks
And scar, famous
Or lightning bolt shaped
He takes a lot of pain
Takes a lot of pain
From Voldy followers
And on the Hogwarts train
Scars suck, ooh, ooh scars suck.

He’s young, we all know
But even so
He is the chosen one, not two
You know about him and you-know-who
From the Daily Prophet and the ministry
When the Quibbler said it first
But the Professors knew
As we already know Snape’s hot
Scars suck, ooh, ooh scars suck.

Some fools think that Voldemort
Is dead and gone, but they’re all wrong
Some fools fool themselves I guess
They’re not fooling us.

I know that it is true
I know that it is true
Voldemort is back
Stop being a pansy and calling him You-Know-Who
Scars suck, ooh, ooh scars suck
Ooh, ooh scars suck.

(Guitar solo)

I know it’s hard to believe
I know it’s hard to believe
Bet yes you k–Voldy is back
He might even make you bleed
Scars suck, ooh, ooh scars suck.
Ooh, ooh scars suck

Submitted by: Madison and Caysey

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